Posted on 03/14/2024 4:18:00 PM PDT by nickcarraway
Some cars just attract a certain type of buyer, don't they?
A few weeks ago we talked about cars that looked dumb, but that doesn’t necessarily mean their owners are dummies themselves. That got me thinking: What cars are only driven by idiots? What cars are driven by the sort of people who can only breathe with their mouths wide open and their knuckles dragging on the ground?
It’s a question that has kept me up at night since I came up with it yesterday, and now I want to know what you think. Whether that’s a wise idea or not is yet to be seen. I guess it depends on what you all say (if someone says BMW Z4 I will cry and then block you from ever commenting on this website again).
Anyway, to me a classic example of cars that idiots exclusively drive is the Infiniti G35 and G37 in coupe and sedan versions. Honestly, anything that came with a VQ engine in the early 2000s probably fits this list. They’re owned by the type of people who say they’re still looking into the science about Covid-19 and they cannot wait to vote for Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.
Other great examples of this type of car are the E90 BMW 3-Series and the (obvious) Tesla Cybertruck. Really, any other big electric pickup truck will fit into this category.
OK, I don’t want to take too many ideas away from you all, so why don’t you head down below and let us know what car is exclusively driven by idiots?
Back in the day I did a good bit of trevelling in the Northeast US.
I came to the conclusion that if you failed any State driver’s test three times, you would be forced to move to Bridgeport, CT, and drive a used YUGO.
Saab-—years ago when I sold cars it was known that Saab owners/buyers had little penises growing from their forehead.
Volvo...Range Rover...
The Nissan Altima demo are often an unregistered, uninsured menace. Any older Altima with paper tags and missing hubcaps and start looking for a buffer lane. Not so much with a Prius.
I second that.
Smart cars are exclusively driven by idiots.
Ford Mustang, because more often than not, there is a loose nut behind the wheel.
Me too. I like it when crazy people self identify. It makes my life much more peaceful.
Jalopnik has sucked since they started getting into politics i.e. the Covid comments in this article. I used to read it every day. Now, never. But... I loved my Miata.
All persuasions could readily agree: the Reliant Robin.
-PJ
F-150
Apologies to the men who drive F-250’s
Q: What is the most useless job on the BMW manufacturing line?
A: Turn signal light assembly installer.
The most idiotic drivers that I see are all driving large pickups, Suburbans and Yukons. Think they own the road.
Alex, I’ll take “Mini Cooper” for $100!
I test drove and strongly considered buying one of those last November. 😏
The little equals sign bumper sticker as well.
In fact the driver of any car with more the three bumper stickers should avoided. They are one wrong order away from wearing their underwear on their head.
You haven’t seen a clown show until you’ve seen one of those stupid jumped-up golf carts high-centered on a snow berm with the idiot driver trying to push it off. Oddly enough, no one seemed to want to help him. High comedy.
Since you have the monopoly on the most obvious, I’ll chime in with MY second choice: ANY Subaru.
I finally figured out that Subarus are made for the pricks who cannot afford BMWs.
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