Posted on 03/14/2024 4:18:00 PM PDT by nickcarraway
Some cars just attract a certain type of buyer, don't they?
A few weeks ago we talked about cars that looked dumb, but that doesn’t necessarily mean their owners are dummies themselves. That got me thinking: What cars are only driven by idiots? What cars are driven by the sort of people who can only breathe with their mouths wide open and their knuckles dragging on the ground?
It’s a question that has kept me up at night since I came up with it yesterday, and now I want to know what you think. Whether that’s a wise idea or not is yet to be seen. I guess it depends on what you all say (if someone says BMW Z4 I will cry and then block you from ever commenting on this website again).
Anyway, to me a classic example of cars that idiots exclusively drive is the Infiniti G35 and G37 in coupe and sedan versions. Honestly, anything that came with a VQ engine in the early 2000s probably fits this list. They’re owned by the type of people who say they’re still looking into the science about Covid-19 and they cannot wait to vote for Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.
Other great examples of this type of car are the E90 BMW 3-Series and the (obvious) Tesla Cybertruck. Really, any other big electric pickup truck will fit into this category.
OK, I don’t want to take too many ideas away from you all, so why don’t you head down below and let us know what car is exclusively driven by idiots?
Electrics by Lucas, the Prince of Darkness.
Anybody driving a Korean automobile, KIA or Hyundai. Just why?
And Subarus are made for the pricks who cannot afford BMWs.
Wait a minute -
Stickers?
I have the
- Combat Infantry Badge
- Master Parachutist Badge
- Pathfinder Badger
- “IRQ-I Served”
- Daughter’s Irish Dance School
- Celtic Cross
More than three
Followed by the Pontiac Aztec:
:Picks up the dog and backs away carefully:
It's fine.
:Bright smile:
Everything is fine.
:darts inside. deadbolt goes click:
Another vote for Prius.
I have family near San Fagsicko, Parents near Portland and I have to go to Seattle occasionally. Every damn time traffic slows down in the fast lane or HOV lane there is a Prius going 50 driven by some short hairs 60 year old plus librarian looking woman. Even when I am driving slow in my RV a Prius is always going slower.
Second are the jerks who tune their huge diesel engines for “rolling coal” and blast a huge plume of diesel smoke to annoy people. A jerk did that this morning. He stopped traffic at an underpass then revved the engine to smoke everyone out. Looked like a stupid high school kid.
I have two stickers on the back window of my Yukon. One is a small Life Flight sticker and the other is a small oval sticker that says “Armed infidel” in English and Arabic. I’m pretty much left the hell alone.
Those stickers tell you a lot. First they are stupid, second they don’t understand Islam, last is there is some miserable dude how has an idiot wife.
Like it.
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Ever notice how closely the Aztec resembles the original Prius?
Toyota Echo.
I actually looked for a few years trying to find a Yugo to build a drag car out of. My neighbor built tube frame chassis and said he would lay one out for me. Stretch the wheelbase about 24” and drop a big block chevy in the front...
“PT Cruisers”
yeah, i vote for PT Cruisers, too ... they look like StupidMobiles to me, and i could never fathom the psychology of anyone who would buy one ...
Great post. I loved the comments.
I find the hate for the Subaru interesting. I think it says something about the people who criticize it. I purchased my first Subaru Forester in 1995, and haven’t owned any other car since.
Yes...I have to drive in all weather due to my job, I don’t have the luxury of skipping work because people depend on me, and I don’t get to wait until the roads are plowed.
Worst piece of crap car I ever owned was a Ford. Never ever will buy another one again. Ever.
Difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
With a Hoover, the dirtbag is on the inside.
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