𝙊𝙈𝙂!!! 𝙇𝘼𝙕𝘼𝙈𝘼𝙏𝘼𝙕 𝘿𝙄𝙀𝘿 𝙏𝙊𝙉𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏!!!!

7/22/2023 | By Laz A. Mataz

[Lazamataz]

First of all, much to the dismay of many, I did not die tonight.

Secondly, I've seen these funeral threads before where people mourn the FReeper and talk about what they meant to them (and more than a few FReepers who celebrate the death).

But what's the point of that? Does the dead FReeper know anything, or see any of the kind or crass remarks about them?

No. Pointless. We should have these sort of threads BEFORE they die.

So that's why I'm doing my obituary thread tonight. Plus, there is the added advantage of me knowing the exact date (7/22/2023) and and time (10:34PM) of my death!

Arrangements may be sent to: Egotistical Clown Funeral Home, 2312 Dumb Vanity Road, Atlanta, GA. 30321

Donations on his behalf may be sent to the Gun Owners of America.

[maddog55]

When you’re dead your dead.

What people say will be irrelevant to me, same as it is now.

[paulcissa]

Laz has had a direct impact on my life. I will miss him dearly. “Laz would hit it” will be part of my vocabulary until I pass at which time there will be no announcement. Until then, I will donate to GOA in his honor.

What’s for lunch?

[Deplorable American1776]

My friend was reported in the paper that he died. It wasn't him, but his cousin (they both were named after an uncle of their dads (their dads were brothers) who was killed in the Korean war). Same name, except the middle initial. My friend started with G, his cousin was J.

Anyway, Laz, glad to know you are alive!!

[FlyingEagle]

Everywhere he went,
there he was.

[CodeToad]

Well, this explains why the Beer Goggle Broads at the bar were in a sad a mood.

[IncPen]

I have no doubt that when the Grim Reaper finally knocks on your door you’ll greet him in a negligée and make him wish he’d come by sooner.

Cheers, Laz. You’ll be missed.

[dforest]

RIP Laz.

(This post is subject to change upon your real demise)

[joe fonebone]

Would you hit my ex wife?
With a baseball bat, please

[KC Burke]

What happened? Did you go see Barbie?

[sauropod]

RIP, bro.

[YouGoTexasGirl]

Yes, otherwise would have been Lizamataz...lol!!

[meyer]

My feelings on this are entirely based on my status within your last will and testament.

[spintreebob]

I remember giving Laz a ride to a political event ... and my daughter was in the car going to the event also.

I wondered what might be the interaction between Laz and my daughter.

[joethedrummer]

Well Laz, when you DO go, rest in peace knowing that we all loved ya mang…

[OKC Patriot]

Wow the headline was certainly bold and hugh…
For a moment I even thought it was series!!

[bert]

——We should have these sort of threads BEFORE they die-—

Has any one heard from MHGINTN recently?

[Sirius Lee]

You're asking about a Lazamataz? Lazamaz....Laz...

Hmmmm.....Yuh yuh...

[A_perfect_lady]

Laz was one of the first people I talked to at length on FR back in 1999 (under a different screen name). I wasn't really even conservative, I was here to argue with people. Ah, we were all much younger then. I'm sure he's beyond the pearly gates now, checking out the angels and deciding which ones he'd "hit." They'd better look out!

(How was that?)

[no-to-illegals]

This is a ZOT thread isn’t it ?

[usconservative]

You JERK!!! i had a dream last night someone I knew died and when I saw this my heart lept into my throat.

I hate you so much right now for this.

Maybe later today I’ll stop hating on you but right now .......