Posted on 02/14/2023 3:44:32 AM PST by marktwain
The first time I saw their billboard, I did a double take but kept on driving. By about the third time I saw the billboard, I had to see it for myself so did a small side trip to drop by the business. Yep, drugs and guns. Seems to do a nice amount of business.
One of the two, I think Blairsville, keeps a really good stock of oddball ammunition, or did.
bttt
“...then pulled a pair of women’s panties from around his neck to cover his face.”
This guy is Darwin-award worthy. He did his shopping and checked out — cameras are everywhere — and THEN he put on his “mask”.
It wasn't an ideal location to attempt a robbery.
This guy looks dumb enough to be on America’s Dumbest Criminals.
I really hate to think what his wife’s panties looks like.
Of course, the clerk probably couldn’t stop laughing.
“I really hate to think what his wife’s panties looks like.”
Yeah. Let’s not go THERE. Eeeewwwww.
Heh!
Got a chortle over the ‘smoking in public places’ charge, wonder if that was for the taser deployment as part of the take down.
I see Melody’s still in a jail cell as well
He thought it was a good idea at the time….
Country bumpkin goes off the rails.
“This guy is Darwin-award worthy. He did his shopping and checked out — cameras are everywhere — and THEN he put on his “mask”.”
If I was going to rob a minimart I think I would wait until it was empty. But that’s just me.
“I think I would wait until it was empty. But that’s just me.”
Well, it’s always good to plan ahead.
What’s going on with the women’s panties? That is very old school thievery.
“Ellijay is the county seat of Gilmer County, Georgia, about 60 miles north of Atlanta. Gilmer County was founded in 1832 on the junction of the Coosawattee River and the Etowah River. It is a thriving rural county with 31,000 residents.”
Good to know.
The guy looks stupid enough to have used cotton panties.
LOL! Our property is up the corridor on the other side of Atlanta but everyone in Our area carries also. I hope nobody ever tries to rob the Burger King up there on a Thursday morning. 😉
I believe Andrew Clyde of Clyde’s Armory represents that area. Almost everyone is armed.
Bad idea. My wife is from Ellijay. A lot of military vets in that area. Just about every citizen in Ellijay owns multiple guns and many carry, that includes the women. I can also guarantee he won’t be released with no bail and he won’t skate with a misdemeanor charge.
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