Know why the chicken stopped in the middle of the road?
She wanted to ‘lay it on the line’.
Egg-xactly.
She wanted to stretch her legs.
She was afraid someone would Caesar!
To get to the other slide.
There was a car coming.
She wanted to stretch her legs.
To prove to the possum it could actually be done!
The chicken cross the road in search of food.
Because she realize that there is a rooster on the other side…
to avoid lame and outdated jokes.
I don’t know, let the chicken mind its own business.
To go to the idiot’s house.
because Popeyes was on his side of the street!
Because she could
so you could later make a website out of it !!
To get a life…Now its time for all of you to get one.
because chickens are really,really dumb.
To find a world where no one would question his intention of crossing the road
because she saw what you did to her eggs
To prove it could be done!
No-one knows, but the road sure was pissed.
Because this is AMERICA ! It can go anywhere it wants.
Because it was a fundie chicken.
Because it wanted to find out what those jokes were about.
Give me ten minutes with that chicken and we’ll find out.