She wanted to stretch her legs.
She was afraid someone would Caesar!
To get to the other slide.
There was a car coming.
She wanted to stretch her legs.
To prove to the possum it could actually be done!
The chicken cross the road in search of food.
Because she realize that there is a rooster on the other side…
to avoid lame and outdated jokes.
I don’t know, let the chicken mind its own business.
To go to the idiot’s house.
because Popeyes was on his side of the street!
Because she could
so you could later make a website out of it !!
To get a life…Now its time for all of you to get one.
because chickens are really,really dumb.
To find a world where no one would question his intention of crossing the road
because she saw what you did to her eggs
To prove it could be done!
No-one knows, but the road sure was pissed.
Because this is AMERICA ! It can go anywhere it wants.
Because it was a fundie chicken.
Because it wanted to find out what those jokes were about.
Give me ten minutes with that chicken and we’ll find out.
Why does the Chicken cross the Road? Because she must.
The Chicken represents Life.
The Road represents Time and Age.
The edges of the Road are really two boundaries of the same plane, as it wrap around the world, forming the Great Unknown.
The Chicken MUST cross the Road, advancing in Age, as she goes.
Roads have a crown, so the first half of her journey is uphill.
When she reaches the dividing line in the center, she has reached middle age; it’s all downhill from there.
She comes from The Great Unknown, crosses, and so returns to The Great Unknown.