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WHERE DO RED-HEADED BABIES COME FROM?
email from friend | 7/7/2021 | unknown

Posted on 07/07/2021 7:45:52 AM PDT by sodpoodle

After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician. 'Doctor,' the man said, 'I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine!!'

'Nonsense,' the doctor said...'Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool.'

'It isn't possible,' the man insisted. 'This can't be, our families on both sides had jet-black hair for generations.'

"Well, said the doctor, let me ask you this.

How often do you have sex???"

THE man seemed a bit ashamed..'I've been working very hard for the past year. We onlymade love once or twice every few months.'

'Well, there you have it!' The doctor said confidently....

"It's Rust.."


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Education; Health/Medicine; Humor
KEYWORDS: humor; lightenup; mailman; nonsense; redheadedbaby; redheads; rust
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it all turns gray!!!!
1 posted on 07/07/2021 7:45:52 AM PDT by sodpoodle
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To: sodpoodle

Sometimes it just falls out.


2 posted on 07/07/2021 7:47:31 AM PDT by Dutch Boy
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To: sodpoodle

And that baby will never sleep.


3 posted on 07/07/2021 7:47:54 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy
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To: sodpoodle

From smoking hot ginger moms. Next question.


4 posted on 07/07/2021 7:48:57 AM PDT by DesertRhino (A coup government may not claim the protection of the same constitution it overthrew. )
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To: sodpoodle

From the milk man, of course.


5 posted on 07/07/2021 7:49:47 AM PDT by LIConFem (Bring a Commie to room temperature for Mommy)
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To: sodpoodle

Remembering the Farkel family...


6 posted on 07/07/2021 7:54:17 AM PDT by HartleyMBaldwin
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To: LIConFem

Only the iceman has his pick.


7 posted on 07/07/2021 7:54:21 AM PDT by Laslo Fripp (5The Sybil of Free Republic)
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To: sodpoodle
The cashier at one of my frequently patronized stores was pregnant last year. She's a pretty young woman. Her dad is black, mom is white. She finally had her baby. A little boy. He is fair skinned with red hair. She just returned to work about 3 weeks ago.
8 posted on 07/07/2021 7:57:39 AM PDT by Myrddin
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To: sodpoodle

LOL, my family was the same. My parents both had black hair. My baby brother and I are redheads. We found out we are Scot/Irish but not until years later.

When I was little a common question to my parents was “where did she get that red hair”? Finally Dad started quipping back “the milk man”. Well, that was back when milk was delivered to your door in little bottles. One morning Dad opened the door when he heard the milkman and horrors of horrors he had red hair! They had never seen him until that day. LOL


9 posted on 07/07/2021 8:00:40 AM PDT by Tennessee Conservative
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Ireland


10 posted on 07/07/2021 8:08:02 AM PDT by Licensed-To-Carry (MAGA, and build that wall, and buy Greenland now.)
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To: sodpoodle

Rust! Love it!


11 posted on 07/07/2021 8:13:21 AM PDT by CodeToad (Arm up! They Have!)
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To: Tennessee Conservative

OMG, that’s hilarious! LOL


12 posted on 07/07/2021 8:19:18 AM PDT by fidelis (Defeatism and despair are like poison to men's souls. If you can't be positive, at least be quiet.)
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To: sodpoodle

The Farkle Family.


13 posted on 07/07/2021 8:23:20 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
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To: sodpoodle

The map below shows where the milkman in your area got his red hair DNA:

Red hair DNA in Europe:

https://cache.eupedia.com/images/content/red_hair_map_europe.jpg


14 posted on 07/07/2021 8:26:10 AM PDT by Grampa Dave (“Respond only to polite and intelligent posters! Who don’t insult you or us! Forget the others!”)
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To: DesertRhino

WHERE DO RED-HEADED BABIES COME FROM?
The devils child.... : )


15 posted on 07/07/2021 8:30:23 AM PDT by minnesota_bound (I need more money. )
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To: fidelis

Dad wondered to his dying day how many people believed it because they already knew the milkman had red hair.


16 posted on 07/07/2021 8:33:56 AM PDT by Tennessee Conservative
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To: sodpoodle

Based on my four older redheaded sisters, I’d say from the depths of hell.


17 posted on 07/07/2021 8:34:26 AM PDT by Pollard
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To: sodpoodle
From the dude on the left, not the right...

18 posted on 07/07/2021 8:34:46 AM PDT by ReaganGeneration2
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To: DesertRhino
"From smoking hot ginger moms."

What do you call a red headed ninja?

A Ginja!

19 posted on 07/07/2021 8:36:37 AM PDT by outofsalt (If history teaches us anything, it's that history rarely teaches anything.)
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To: Grampa Dave

Some time back, I watched a Taiwan TV series call the Office Girls. There were several characters that exhibited what must be considered as auburn colored hair. That is, rather than black the hair was reddish brown especially when back lighted.

The hair color wasn’t red but it was close

The Office Girls is on NetFlix and is excellent TV

The show is in my view an allegory concerning the young people of China existing under the rule of the communist party. Youth prevails


20 posted on 07/07/2021 8:37:22 AM PDT by bert ( (KE. NP. N.C. +12) Like BLM, Joe Biden is a Domestic Enemy )
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