Posted on 11/26/2020 12:20:55 PM PST by dynachrome
Question: “If I don’t narc on my neighbors, am I a traitor to my country?”
Answer: Absolutely, friend! Unproven science proves that we can only achieve a lower Coronavirus mortality rate if we stick together by reporting on our neighbors, family, and friends. We must ALL share the same beliefs and obey our government. That’s how it works in North Korea, and they haven’t had a single death from Coronavirus yet!
Question: “I’m Catholic. I have eight kids plus my spouse. I don’t want to go to federal prison for several decades if we happen to get caught eating a large meal at home after being advised by the CDC for several months to stay out of restaurants and eat meals at home. What should I do?”
Answer: Evaluate your children. Which two do you like the least? Throw them out into the cold before the Thanksgiving holiday. You can let them back into the house when things are safe again on Friday at 12 am.
Question: “Our mother-in-law lives with us too. What now?” Answer: Put your mother-in-law in the garage, preferably with a space heater.
Question: “I don’t have a space heater.”
Answer: Improvise by using the heater in your family SUV.
**Please Note: Do NOT start the engine in your SUV until you’ve taken the proper safety precautions.
Close garage door to maximize heating efficiency. Securely attach a garden hose to your muffler with at least two (2) medium-sized zip ties. Detach opposite end of garden hose from the water spigot. Point the open end of the garden hose AWAY your home to avoid potential contamination of your treasured landscaping. Monitor your garage and “check-in” on an hourly basis to ensure your SUV hasn’t run out of gas and left your mother-in-law vulnerable to the freezing temperatures.
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Now off to consume mass quantities of turkey and atuff.
atuff. =stuff
Any police department that would respond to a call should be defunded.
Our Sheriff is on record that his office is not going to respond to any rat Fink call.
It was funny.
I think it hit all the Triggers for snowflakes.
LOL
It was delicious!
I know someone who has breast cancer and is on kidney dialysis for unrelated kidney problems and took her whole family to visit her step brother in Las Vargas for Thanksgiving. The step brother and his wife have Covid. The wife is very sick and has lost her sense of taste and smell.
So, this crazy woman knew this before she put her whole family on a plane to fly to Vegas and had her father drive there with her dialysis equipment.
She didn’t tell anyone until they got to Vegas, The father is refusing to go to the house, but it is too late for the sons and daughter, who are all out of high school. So, what are these people going to do, expose everyone in the way back home? Expose everyone at the casinos in Vegas? It is like the woman and her husband were purposely spreading the virus and the woman trying to commit suicide.
She had a kidney transplant about ten years ago and it failed because she wasn’t careful and just as they were going to put her back on the transplant list, she was diagnosed with breast cancer. Her chances of survival are not good, so she probably doesn’t care about the Covid virus, But to risk all of those other people is just wrong, Her father is furious.
We are gathering as I type. Right now we have 6 people, awaiting 5 more to show up.
Good way to get your tires slashed!!
Lol. I have neighbors I have lived next to for years. I wave but could not even tell you there name. I keep to myself and ask for the same.
Sounds like we have the same sheriff..
Only 36%???? . . . .these days and this generation, "many would turn their own grandmother in for a nickel"
The other 64% will visit them afterwards.
All 36 percent voted for Biden at least once.
Yes sir, our criminal activity spilled out from the dining room to 2 tables set up on the patio. There was so much delicious food I didn't get to taste it all. The traffic was pretty heavy today so a lot of people joined family.
Just went to the beach. Very few people were wearing masks...just people out having fun.
I’m not sure if it’s a combination of Trump derangement syndrome and covid but the number of rats and karens that have come out of the wood work is astounding.
It’s mostly late middle aged women losing their minds at any opportunity in my neck of the woods.
Stasi informants
Snitches deserve stitches.
Narcs suck and karma awaits them.
Our family is amazed that anyone pays any attention to this crap. We’re Americans, we should not succumb to this garbage.
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