Posted on 07/06/2020 5:24:11 AM PDT by COBOL2Java
But what about BWANIIs?
Its recently come to my attention that there are people out there who call me and folks like me gun grabbers. The sheer unmitigated gall of them to act as if I want to take their guns awaythats just asinine, and Im even more offended than usual! All Im asking for are some simple, common-sense safety laws that wont be the slightest inconvenience or infringe on your precious right to own one. Im sure youll agree as soon as you see this itty-bitty list of guns that just arent the sort of thing a sensible person should be allowed to have. In short, no, dummy, I dont want to take your guns away. Just these four:
The key reason for why I want to take this gun away from you is right in the name. That AR stands for Assault Rifle, this I know, for Dianne Feinstein tells me so! Their only possible use is for assaulting people, so thats why theyre named that. These terrifying Murder Machines look like the guns soldiers carry into battle, and of course we all know that only soldiers and law enforcement are qualified enough for a thing like that. (See, here are some professional soldiers displaying their mastery). I am a bit peeved that one of them seems to have stolen my ride to work, though.
Every so often I hear someone on the news say high-powered rifle, and I have to buy new underwear every time, which is getting super expensive. I dont really know what high-powered means, but I know for a fact that you dont need one to hunt deer! Not that you should be hunting deer anywaymeat comes from the store, not endangered animals like whitetail deer. So those will just have to go!
Who is comfortable showing up to a party with something undersized anyway? | Photo courtesy of sub35089
Guns that are too small are called pocket rockets because if you put one in your pocket, itll rocket you right into wanton, wholesale murder, and thats a scientific fact. Its sort of like homeopathy: The smaller the gun, the stronger its influence over your mind. Also, small guns seem like maybe theyre for women to use, and I think you already know how I feel about that.
What is so special about cheap guns? | Photo courtesy of DanMP5
Cheap guns are called Saturday Night Specials, because people buy them on Saturday nights and then use them for murder and mayhem. Thats why I want to take them away, and not because Im worried that The Poors might get the idea that they have the same rights I do. And it most certainly isnt because the history of Common Sense Gun Control began with outlawing inexpensive guns specifically to keep them out of the hands of freed slaves. Too bad, so sadno more bargain guns for you!
Hey, don’t forget Negan’s Lucille!
https://www.instructables.com/id/Make-Lucille-From-the-Walking-Dead/
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