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Where Does Irony Go To Die?
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| July 5, 2020
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Posted on 07/05/2020 9:51:31 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: blacklivesmatter; nextdoor; police
Now I know where irony goes to die.
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
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posted on
07/05/2020 9:55:40 AM PDT
by
granite
(The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left.Ecclesiastes 10:2)
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
Ghislaine Maxwell says Jeffrey Epsteins last words were I cant breathe!
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posted on
07/05/2020 9:56:07 AM PDT
by
2harddrive
(Go to www.CodeIsFreeSpeech.com for 10 FREE 3D-printer gun blueprints!)
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
Lodged a complaint with the Boxborough PoliceDid they laugh their asses off at your silly complaint?
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
Obviously the work of some right winger who lives nearby.
Probably someone who hangs out on one of those right wing websites...
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posted on
07/05/2020 9:57:47 AM PDT
by
OKSooner
(Don't buy from China. Don't buy from Microsoft. Don't do Facebook. Tweet only enough to get banned.)
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
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posted on
07/05/2020 9:58:41 AM PDT
by
freedumb2003
("DonÂ’t mistake activity for achievement." - John Wooden)
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
If only the homeowner lived in Southington, CT, where Silly String was made illegal.
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posted on
07/05/2020 10:00:35 AM PDT
by
Dr. Sivana
(There is no salvation in politics)
To: OKSooner
If it had been me, it wouldn’t have been silly string.
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posted on
07/05/2020 10:00:54 AM PDT
by
Lonesome in Massachussets
("Women's intuition" gave us the Salem witch trials and Kavanaugh hearings. Change my mind.)
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
Once it escapes from the pastures of objective correlative it dies in the dark.
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posted on
07/05/2020 10:11:36 AM PDT
by
BEJ
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
So, how long until they figure out they did it themselves?
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posted on
07/05/2020 10:19:57 AM PDT
by
Trillian
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
O the huge manatee!!!!
This is BEYOND hugh and series!!
But seriesly, what replies did this Jussie recieve? Please update with any entertainment.
To: freedumb2003
I taught jr. high at a semi rural school. One Halloween some of my students TP’s one of my trees. I kind of caught them at it. Next day I thanked them. They used fancy two-ply. I wasn’t used to that kind of bathroom luxury.
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posted on
07/05/2020 10:21:53 AM PDT
by
hanamizu
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
I think I would have pixeled out the license plate number...
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posted on
07/05/2020 10:26:14 AM PDT
by
gattaca
("Government's first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives." Ronald Reagan)
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
It may have been the “Patriots” license plate...
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
Be on the lookout for silly string bandits- they are armed and well, just plain silly-
shelter inplace- wear a mask- because the silly string bandits might be in the area=- menacin, marauding, and just generally tickling people’s funny bones-
Don’t go outside=- you might be subjected to horrible views of silly string everywhere- and mentally scarred for life-
Judge “That will be 7 years in prison for being silly. Maybe next time you’ll think twice before deciding to be silly, huh?”
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posted on
07/05/2020 10:30:44 AM PDT
by
Bob434
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
What, defensive all of a sudden? :)
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posted on
07/05/2020 10:44:31 AM PDT
by
OKSooner
(Don't buy from China. Don't buy from Microsoft. Don't do Facebook. Tweet only enough to get banned.)
To: gattaca
If I had it to do over. But the “victim” published it first.
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posted on
07/05/2020 11:25:13 AM PDT
by
Lonesome in Massachussets
("Women's intuition" gave us the Salem witch trials and Kavanaugh hearings. Change my mind.)
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
Was it sprayed into the shape of a silly noose?
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posted on
07/05/2020 12:01:09 PM PDT
by
Dr.Deth
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
If you study the picture closely for several minutes you can see what appears to be a noose.
HATE CRIME!!!
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posted on
07/05/2020 12:03:47 PM PDT
by
Do_Tar
(To my NSA handler: I have an alibi.)
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