Where Does Irony Go To Die?

nextdoor.com ^ | July 5, 2020 | Unnamed

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Now I know where irony goes to die.

[granite]

Jussie or Bubba?

[2harddrive]

Ghislaine Maxwell says Jeffrey Epstein’s last words were “I can’t breathe!”

[Texas Eagle]

Lodged a complaint with the Boxborough Police

Did they laugh their asses off at your silly complaint?

[OKSooner]

Obviously the work of some right winger who lives nearby.

Probably someone who hangs out on one of those right wing websites...

[freedumb2003]

Silly string!

HORRORS!

[Dr. Sivana]

If only the homeowner lived in Southington, CT, where Silly String was made illegal.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

If it had been me, it wouldn’t have been silly string.

[BEJ]

Once it escapes from the pastures of objective correlative it dies in the dark.

[Trillian]

So, how long until they figure out they did it themselves?

[CaptainPhilFan]

O the huge manatee!!!!
This is BEYOND hugh and series!!

But seriesly, what replies did this Jussie recieve? Please update with any entertainment.

[hanamizu]

I taught jr. high at a semi rural school. One Halloween some of my students TP’s one of my trees. I kind of caught them at it. Next day I thanked them. They used fancy two-ply. I wasn’t used to that kind of bathroom luxury.

[gattaca]

I think I would have pixeled out the license plate number...

[Captain Walker]

It may have been the “Patriots” license plate...

[Bob434]

Be on the lookout for silly string bandits- they are armed and well, just plain silly-

shelter inplace- wear a mask- because the silly string bandits might be in the area=- menacin, marauding, and just generally tickling people’s funny bones-

Don’t go outside=- you might be subjected to horrible views of silly string everywhere- and mentally scarred for life-

Judge “That will be 7 years in prison for being silly. Maybe next time you’ll think twice before deciding to be silly, huh?”

[OKSooner]

What, defensive all of a sudden? :)

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

If I had it to do over. But the “victim” published it first.

[Dr.Deth]

Was it sprayed into the shape of a silly noose?

[Do_Tar]

If you study the picture closely for several minutes you can see what appears to be a noose.
HATE CRIME!!!