A man driving through the countryside noticed a man in the pasture having sex with a female sheep. Extremely shocked, the man stopped at the first farm house and told the farmer in the yard, “Theirs a man having sex with one of your ewes.” The farmer waved him off and said, “It’s OK, that’s my daaaaaaaaaaaaad.”
speaking of a farmer’s “fondness” for his sheep -
The number one rock n roll song on Scotland farms still is “Hey McLeod! Get offa me ewe!!”