Having More Sex Prevents Heart Attacks, According To Science

Maxim ^ | October 15, 2018 | Zeynep Yenisey

[jmacusa]

Does Laz know this?

[Farmer Dean]

I had the opposite problem with high blood pressure some years ago.My Doctor said,”You’re blood pressure is WAY too high,some night you are going to get busy with your wife and die from a stroke.”
I told him that if that were the case then I was safe for at least a year.

[ChildOfThe60s]

Sex is a cosmic joke played by Mother Nature on the male of the species to entice him into monogamy and the propagation of the species. Because if it were left up to women the human race would have become extinct a long time ago.

Just stating a fact.

[DIRTYSECRET]

Old single men should will their estates to any young babe that gets him off for the last time.

[Verginius Rufus]

I’m wondering if this study was restricted to sex involving two people only. If not, did they find that “throuples” were 50% better than couples, and that solitary sex had half the benefit of two-person sex?

[dforest]

I think I will go out and attack a bunch of men for my health, you know.

[laplata]

Lol!

[agondonter]

Why are these studies always done with men? What about women?

[null and void]

So there’s hope?

[Chickensoup]

Women are having plenty of sex and no heart attacks!!

[null and void]

Do you need my address?

[Dilbert San Diego]

Hef lived to be 91. He juggled multiple girlfriends well into his 80s if we can believe the stories.

[RedMonqey]

I have a very healthy heart.

Now, excuse me as my girlfriend and I prepare for more exercise tonight...

[Songcraft]

Hmmmmm…

...Bernie Sanders suffered a heart attack...

       

...then he started hanging around a lot with AOC...

       

...hmmmmm…

[max americana]

I will live forever then..

[Verginius Rufus]

Solomon had 700 wives and 300 concubines. He reigned 40 years but was one of David's younger sons, so probably in his 50s or 60s when he died.

We are not informed how often each of his bed-partners got to spend some quality time with him. Did he leave Hef in the dust in his sex life, or did his wives and concubines get to sleep with him just once every year or two?

[dforest]

To borrow someone elses joke honey, “cremation is my last chance to get a smokin’ hawt body”.

[poconopundit]

Exactly, the study is a fraud. Good analysis.

People who drink milk every day have less chance of having a calcium deficiency... Duh!

[oldasrocks]

Just don’t let your wife find out or a heart attack will be the least of your problems.

[faithhopecharity]

i will ask my doctor for a sex prescription, right away!