Posted on 11/16/2019 2:49:31 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Depends on how much life insurance you might have? She may want you gone!
#MeToo
Pity the people born on February 29th. They have to live to 84 just to be able to celebrate their 21st birthday.
You must have signed up with the same plan as I did.... Godspeed, sir.
Doctors may have to start writing prescriptions that include a lady in the morning, one in the afternoon, and one before bedtime.
Many men won’t need women in order to ‘have sex’ at all times of the day. Those must be the healthiest in the population. They’ll get prescriptions for porn magazines and porn movies and porn websites.
I’m a dead man.
or
Maybe my doctor can write me a daily prescription for ‘something’ really good?
It sure didn’t help Slick Willie
Nelson Rockefeller died with a smile.
“So if a wife withholds sex from he husband, ...”
Could that be considered attempted murder?
Asking for a friend.
Sure... To be specific, it's the breaking of a contract that allows a slow release poison or very gradual asphyxiation type of murder to occur.
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