Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Woman plans to marry 91-year-old chandelier named Lumiere
NY Post ^ | July 19, 2019 | Yaron Steinbuch

Posted on 07/22/2019 10:01:47 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia

click here to read article


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-4041-6061-69 next last
To: rightwingintelligentsia

Just wait till she tries to French kiss it. Shocking.


41 posted on 07/22/2019 10:37:48 AM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: aquila48; Lazamataz

GUILTY!


42 posted on 07/22/2019 10:45:25 AM PDT by Candor7 ((Obama Fascism)http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 35 | View Replies]

To: rightwingintelligentsia

The Babylon Bee can’t hold a candle to this!


43 posted on 07/22/2019 10:52:58 AM PDT by GnuThere
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Mr. K

It isn’t a monogamous relationship. Your Buick has been cheating on you with me.


44 posted on 07/22/2019 10:55:45 AM PDT by When do we get liberated? (A socialist is a communist who realizes he must suckle the breast of Capitalism.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 19 | View Replies]

To: rightwingintelligentsia

Soon to be a Disney movie?


45 posted on 07/22/2019 10:56:01 AM PDT by Don Corleone (Nothing makes the delusional more furious than truth.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Bob434

At least she isn’t ensnaring some unsuspecting guy into her insane world so there is that. Trying to find the bright side of this.


46 posted on 07/22/2019 10:56:34 AM PDT by xp38
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 32 | View Replies]

To: rightwingintelligentsia

She calls it a “her,” does that mean instead of a closet lesbian, she’s a ceiling lesbian?


47 posted on 07/22/2019 10:56:56 AM PDT by GnuThere
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: ClearCase_guy

Keep in mind, you are reading a news piece written about her. She’s not reading about you.


48 posted on 07/22/2019 10:58:38 AM PDT by AppyPappy (How many fingers am I holding up, Winston?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: GnuThere

Living proof of what some “feminists” used to say, “if there were no men, the world would be full of fat, happy, lesbians...”


49 posted on 07/22/2019 10:59:52 AM PDT by null and void (The Democratic Party is back to loving workers but hating employers. A winning formula I'm sure.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 47 | View Replies]

To: rightwingintelligentsia

Be Our Guest!


50 posted on 07/22/2019 11:00:44 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: rightwingintelligentsia

She could do worse


51 posted on 07/22/2019 11:08:51 AM PDT by faithhopecharity ( “Politicians are not born; they are excreted.” Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: rightwingintelligentsia

Guess she will get to screw in a lot of light bulbs.


52 posted on 07/22/2019 11:13:34 AM PDT by I want the USA back (The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it. Orwell.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: rightwingintelligentsia

Does this mean I can marry my truck?


53 posted on 07/22/2019 11:13:43 AM PDT by InABunkerUnderSF
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: rightwingintelligentsia

Hey, this isn’t all bad: if we have a photo of this person, we’ll have a new picture in the slang dictionary for “Batshit crazy.”

But, as previously mentioned, it is a virtual guarantee that this individual despises Trump. Trump should be happy, though, because who you are in life depends not just on who considers themselves to be your friend or admirer, but also on who is your enemy. This is definitely someone good to have in the latter category.


54 posted on 07/22/2019 11:25:35 AM PDT by Ancesthntr ("The right to buy weapons is the right to be free." A. E. van Vogt, The Weapons Shops of Isher)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: GnuThere

“She calls it a “her,” does that mean instead of a closet lesbian, she’s a ceiling lesbian?”

Maybe one or both is AC/DC.


55 posted on 07/22/2019 11:32:43 AM PDT by CrazyIvan (The Democrat party. A collaboration of Cloward-Piven and Dunning-Kruger.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 47 | View Replies]

To: rightwingintelligentsia

If I had to identify as an Objectum Sexual, I’d marry a B2 bomber and keep a lambo on the side. ;)


56 posted on 07/22/2019 11:34:21 AM PDT by Yaelle
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: rightwingintelligentsia

I expect an invitation.


57 posted on 07/22/2019 11:38:22 AM PDT by lowbridge
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: rightwingintelligentsia

The Northern Lights have seen queer sights...but this takes the cake.


58 posted on 07/22/2019 11:39:27 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: N. Theknow

You have won the internet for the day.


59 posted on 07/22/2019 11:42:24 AM PDT by mykroar (Congratulations President Trump)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 29 | View Replies]

To: rightwingintelligentsia
(Throws up hands)

Why not?
60 posted on 07/22/2019 11:47:12 AM PDT by RedMonqey (num)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-4041-6061-69 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson