Posted on 07/22/2019 10:01:47 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
A British woman says she has several love interests, but none of them can hold a candle to Lumiere — a 91-year-old chandelier she plans to marry, according to a report.
Amanda Liberty, 35, who changed her last name from Whittaker during a prior long-distance relationship with the Statue of Liberty, is ready to finally settle down with the light of her life, the Mirror reports.
Liberty, of Leeds, who identifies as an objectum sexual, is putting the spotlight on the little-known attraction to inanimate objects, according to the outlet.
The bride-to-be said she has been in an open relationship with multiple light fixtures, but decided to get hitched to Lumiere, which she regards as female.
She acknowledges that she can’t marry her suspended sweetie in the traditional sense, but insists that her love is valid.
“I’m determined to have this commitment ceremony, to prove that I’m here for Lumiere and that my love is going to last,” she said.
“I restore the chandeliers in my spare time so they can continue to interest people as they like to be the center of attention. That’s what they like and it’s the energy I get from them,” Liberty continued.
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She is delusional. Perhaps with professional help she will see the light.
Well, he is pretty much unattractive and dumb as a light post so, there’s that...
Let me guess, she hates Trump?
Are you saying she is a dim bulb?
Now, go and make it a sammitch.
Won’t work. Basic math shows 91 does not go into 35 evenly.
Amanda Liberty?
Is she somehow related to Seymor Butz or Hugh Jasz?
The lights are on, but nobody’s home.................
She should be committed to an insane asylum.
I enjoyed reading that line.
Yeah, He clearly has a sparkling personality, lights up Her life and is turned on by Her quickly and easily and .....
And just how, dare I ask, will this marriage be consummated?
“...Would the newly betrothed please kiss the Bride?
Just make sure she’s fully grounded!”
There was a time when delusional people were helped, not indulged.
Absolutely no difference between marrying a tree, I mean chandelier, and same-sex marriage. NONE!. By definition, same-sex marriage means one can marry anything they so desire. There is no other way to interpret it.
Youuuu.... light up my lifeeee....
She must have seen the movie, Beauty and the Beast.
You're a bigot if you object to her sexual orientation.
I have a 71 Buick GS convertible I kinda feel the same way about...
You used to have to pay for a tour in Bedlam to see the crazy people, now you get it free on the Internet.
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