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Woman plans to marry 91-year-old chandelier named Lumiere
NY Post ^ | July 19, 2019 | Yaron Steinbuch

Posted on 07/22/2019 10:01:47 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia

A British woman says she has several love interests, but none of them can hold a candle to Lumiere — a 91-year-old chandelier she plans to marry, according to a report.

Amanda Liberty, 35, who changed her last name from Whittaker during a prior long-distance relationship with the Statue of Liberty, is ready to finally settle down with the light of her life, the Mirror reports.

Liberty, of Leeds, who identifies as an objectum sexual, is putting the spotlight on the little-known attraction to inanimate objects, according to the outlet.

The bride-to-be said she has been in an open relationship with multiple light fixtures, but decided to get hitched to Lumiere, which she regards as female.

She acknowledges that she can’t marry her suspended sweetie in the traditional sense, but insists that her love is valid.

“I’m determined to have this commitment ceremony, to prove that I’m here for Lumiere and that my love is going to last,” she said.

“I restore the chandeliers in my spare time so they can continue to interest people as they like to be the center of attention. That’s what they like and it’s the energy I get from them,” Liberty continued.

(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...


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To: ClearCase_guy

Society is already endorsing those who deny biological sex. There’s a dude getting procedures done to turn into an “Alien”. Why not “I love my light bulbs”?


61 posted on 07/22/2019 11:54:54 AM PDT by tbw2
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

objectophilia

https://tv.avclub.com/objects-of-their-affection-10-characters-in-love-with-1798244230


62 posted on 07/22/2019 11:56:45 AM PDT by PeterPrinciple (Thinking Caps are no longer being issued but there must be a warehouse full of them somewhere.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

ALL mental delusions are now legitimate and it is now “wrong” and in some cases “illegal” to consider or speak of such delusions and the mental health issues they are.

Today, if an absolutely horrible delusion makes you happy, so the mere fact it makes you happy then no one should dare suggest you need any mental health treatment. That is where we are today.


63 posted on 07/22/2019 12:10:54 PM PDT by Wuli
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To: Kazan

She is declared as the 96th gender, that is, married to a very Old Fart.


64 posted on 07/22/2019 12:25:20 PM PDT by TheNext (Diversity: Darker Replaces Lighter)
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To: Larry Lucido
The Northern Lights have seen queer sights
My favorite poem by Robert Service. Anchorage has a high school named after him.
65 posted on 07/22/2019 1:02:18 PM PDT by dainbramaged (My dog can drive a stick shift, but she can't work the radio.)
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To: N. Theknow

The winner !!!


66 posted on 07/22/2019 1:06:55 PM PDT by Churchillspirit (9/11/2001 and 9/11/2012: NEVER FORGET.)
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To: piasa

Looks more like a dork dude in drag but, yeah....

So ugly, make a freight train take a dirt road...


67 posted on 07/22/2019 1:49:48 PM PDT by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB0ndRzaz2o)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Coo!Coo!


68 posted on 07/22/2019 2:41:28 PM PDT by hal ogen (First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia; Gamecock; SaveFerris; PROCON
chandelier named Lumiere

What do you call someone who sells chandeliers? A chandelierier?

Anyway, I once dated a crayon named Sienna.

69 posted on 07/22/2019 3:27:06 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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