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Florida woman pulls alligator from her pants during traffic stop
FOX News ^
| 05-06-2019
| By Nicole Darrah
Posted on 05/07/2019 6:24:35 AM PDT by Red Badger
A Florida woman pulled an alligator out of her pants during a traffic stop on Monday a strange move that might just rank on the state's list of odd reported crimes.
Ariel Machan-Le Quire, 25, was in the passenger's seat of a vehicle around 3:30 a.m. in Punta Gorda when she was pulled over, the Miami Herald reported, citing an incident report from the Charlotte County Sheriff's Office.
The department said that the woman was asked if she had anything else in the vehicle, and then proceeded to pull an alligator out of her yoga pants (about one foot in length) and placed it into the bed of the truck."
A 25-year-old woman pulled an alligator from her pants during a traffic stop on Monday, investigators said. (Charlotte County Sheriff's Office)
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TOPICS: Agriculture; Business/Economy; Chit/Chat; Health/Medicine; Miscellaneous; Pets/Animals; Travel; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: floridawoman; yogapants; yogatorpants
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To: Red Badger
I know a woman who shot an alligator in her yoga pants. How it got into her pants I’ll never know.
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posted on
05/07/2019 6:25:58 AM PDT
by
EQAndyBuzz
(Only a Replacement Wall? Ann Coulter is deeply saddened.)
To: Red Badger
Hey Florida Man, that’s marryin material right there.
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posted on
05/07/2019 6:26:54 AM PDT
by
Lurkina.n.Learnin
(If you want a definition of "bullying" just watch the Democrats in the Senate)
To: Red Badger
Is that an alligator in your pants or are you happy to see me?
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posted on
05/07/2019 6:27:20 AM PDT
by
VastRWCon
(Fake News)
To: EQAndyBuzz
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posted on
05/07/2019 6:27:29 AM PDT
by
clintonh8r
(Truth is hate speech to those who hate the truth.)
To: Red Badger
Ib4 the “is that an alligator in your pants or...?” jokes.
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posted on
05/07/2019 6:27:46 AM PDT
by
freedumb2003
(As always IMHO)
To: Red Badger
“Is that an alligator in your pants or are you just happy to see me?”
“Officer, I am not happy to see you. It’s an alligator.”
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posted on
05/07/2019 6:28:03 AM PDT
by
ClearCase_guy
(If White Privilege is real, why did Elizabeth Warren lie about being an Indian?)
To: Red Badger
I’ve heard of a trouser trout and a one-eared elephant in a person’s pants, but this is a new one ...
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posted on
05/07/2019 6:28:06 AM PDT
by
IronJack
To: Red Badger
It’s just an alternative lifestyle. Who are we to judge?
Are the two married yet?
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posted on
05/07/2019 6:29:03 AM PDT
by
Pravious
To: Red Badger
Yoga pants + an alligator + 3:30 AM. Someone should write a song about that. Paging Weird Al Yankovic.
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posted on
05/07/2019 6:30:04 AM PDT
by
Leaning Right
(I have already previewed or do not wish to preview this composition.)
To: freedumb2003
You barely missed it!..........................
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posted on
05/07/2019 6:30:45 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
To: Red Badger
LEO Is that an alligator in your pants or are you just glad to see me
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posted on
05/07/2019 6:30:50 AM PDT
by
Vaquero
( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
To: freedumb2003
Actually, you are late by 2 posts
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posted on
05/07/2019 6:31:26 AM PDT
by
sport
To: Leaning Right
That’s Jimmy Buffett material!.................
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posted on
05/07/2019 6:31:43 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
To: Red Badger
Isn’t it everyone’s right to have an alligator in your pants?
To: Red Badger
Getting into hot chicks pants is something we Gators are good at.
Were irresistible. Go Gators!
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posted on
05/07/2019 6:33:12 AM PDT
by
FLT-bird
To: dfwgator; TexasGator; EEGator
Gator in your pants Ping!..................
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posted on
05/07/2019 6:34:55 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
To: Red Badger
There's a gator in the britches, he's calling my name
And a saying come on, boy, you better make it back home again
There's many roads I've traveled but they all kinda look the same
There's a gator in the britches, Lord, he's calling my name
To: Red Badger
Heck ¡Jeb! keeps turtles in his pocket...
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posted on
05/07/2019 6:39:48 AM PDT
by
COBOL2Java
(AOC: The brain of a tea bisquit)
To: Red Badger
Ariel Machan-Le Quire
I’d say this “Florida Woman is actually an “Louisiana Woman” from da bayou
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posted on
05/07/2019 6:44:28 AM PDT
by
Pollard
(If you don't understand what I typed, you haven't read the classics.)
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