ALERT! Every phone in my house just got a Snow Squall alert!

[mowowie]

Right here in Boston! SHELTER IN PLACE!

Weather Channel calling this "Snow Squall Sally" Yea i looked outside, i see a snow flurry, estimated snowfall .001 inches!

We are hunkered down in the laundry room waiting for the for the crisis to end!

Send Milk, Bread and AAA batteries!

[mowowie]

unbelievable...

[SamAdams76]

I was on I-84 near Waterbury, CT when the snow squall hit me around 4PM.

I just kept on driving and was playing some Steely Dan.

[pepsi_junkie]

Send Milk, Bread and AAA batteries!You'll need eggs too for the french toast. Do you have a chicken? It is sheltering with you? Otherwise it's probably too late but it'll be delicious when it thaws.

[Steely Tom]

Watch out! It’s the big one! Al Gore’s prediction is coming true! First time we’ve ever had cold temperatures and snow at the same time! Make out your will!

[Equine1952]

Isn’t the term squall racist?

[a fool in paradise]

I’ll believe it when Frankie says panic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g54Qm3-igR0

[BenLurkin]

Lizzy Warren squall.

[outofsalt]

Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!

[a fool in paradise]

enjoy the snow. Global warming experts predicted you wouldn’t ever see it again.

[bk1000]

Yesterday, the entire metro Atlanta area was shut down because it MIGHT snow.

Not. One. Flake.

[RightGeek]

[TheZMan]

*sigh* That’s the equivalent of being rickrolled.

[shelterguy]

My wife got a text from our homeowners insurance. Said to hunker down until Polar Vortex Jayden subsides and call them with any damage.

It’s cold. It gets cold EVERY WINTER in Minnesota. I’m embarrassed at how pussified everyone has become.

I picked her up at work downtown this evening. No traffic. Rush hour and I was going as fast as I wanted.

Her bus in the morning is usually full. She said this morning there were six people on board.

[Mears]

Absolute nonsense.

[mowowie]

I see a layer forming on my car...
OH MY GOD!!!
HOW AM I GOING TO GET TO WORK TOMORROW?

Can’t anybody help me?

[siamesecats]

Yes, but the flakes shut down the area LOL

[central_va]

If you were a GS worker you’d have the day off.

[KSCITYBOY]

No beer

[outofsalt]

"HOW AM I GOING TO GET TO WORK TOMORROW?"

What's worse than raining buckets? Hailing taxis!

[libstripper]

LOL!! As a guy who moved to Knoxville 31 years ago from Milwaukee and previously lived in Chicago and Detroit, I remain amused by the Southern reaction to snowfall forecasts, many of which never quite come out right. It’s the next thing to Chicken Little having a nervous breakdown.