Sex injuries are on the rise and this is the number one place couples hurt themselves

UK Daily Mirror ^ | 10/17 | Dave Burke

[TangledUpInBlue]

Or Ben Gay. I found that out the hard way.

[central_va]

Most injuries require penicillin.

[certrtwngnut]

You win the award for the post of the day.

[NorthMountain]

Wash your hands thoroughly after chopping up jalapenos ....

[Windflier]

If it hurts, you’re doing it wrong.

[Berlin_Freeper]

German nurses when I had cancer removed shortly after the hernia thing (may as well get it all done with):

Day shift on the left. Night shift on the right.
There is an overlap when update each other on your condition.
I asked if I can take their picture and they all snapped to it.

[Jolla]

Is it sex or the Olympics

if done correctly, YES it can be

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

Carpal tunnel?

[Mr. K]

This is why the proper padding and safety equipment should always be used.

[Mr. K]

The Newlywed Game was the camels nose in the door.

Once “making whoopie” became commonplace on TV it was only a short trip to “fuggin’ they bitches” on prime time TV.

[GOYAKLA]

Riddle/Joke?
What can a bird do that a man can’t, besides fly?

[stylin19a]

I was thinking the #1 place they hurt themselves was in the bedroom.

[ichabod1]

Lewdness and innuendo have always been a part of television.

[T-Bone Texan]

You should reference the infamous “clean his balls” line on Hollywood Squares wherein Kent McCord (of Adam-12 fame) almost got up and walked off the set in disgust.

I think it was Florence Henderson who said it. She was talking about golf/golfers, IIRC.

[Hatteras]

[Bratch]

Actual clip:

Where Is The Weirdest Place You've Ever Had The Urge To Make Whoopee

[Buckeye McFrog]

My brother used to process claims for a health insurance company. He swears that based on the claim volume sex is about the most dangerous thing you could ever do.

[pgyanke]

Old “Newlywed Game” blooper —

Bob Eubanks: “Where is the strangest place you ever made whoopee?”
Lady: “In the butt”.

She didn't say "butt"...

[RedMonqey]

Carpal tunnel?

Chafing! (but not since I was a teenager!)

(Snicker, snicker)

[nickcarraway]

The kind of thing most people hope grandma will not mention.