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Antifa Changes Name To Just ‘Fa’ (satire)
The Babylon Bee ^ | 8/25/17 | Staff

Posted on 08/25/2017 11:34:49 AM PDT by fungoking

U.S.—In a move designed to improve the accuracy of the name of the movement, a gathering of leaders of the Antifa protest group voted Monday to change its name to just “Fa,” better reflecting its fascist ideas and methods.

The new name is short for just “Fascist,” according to the group of often violent protesters.

“We were called ‘Antifa,’ but let’s be honest here, we’re using violence to advance our cause, we forcibly suppress those who oppose us, and we’d all be okay with a totalitarian Communist regime,” an Antifa spokesperson clad in all black said in a press conference. “We still want to punch Nazis and stuff, but we’re going to be a little more honest going forward about what we support.”

“If we’re gonna be shutting down the free speech of people we disagree with, it’s just a lot more accurate to call us fascists, to be honest,” he added.

At publishing time, the alt-right had announced it is now identifying itself as “basically just neo-Nazis.”


TOPICS: Humor; Religion
KEYWORDS: antifa; humor
The are a little over 326 million people in the US, Antifa defines about 325 million of them as fascist.
1 posted on 08/25/2017 11:34:49 AM PDT by fungoking
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To: fungoking

Antifa is their mask.

They are Proco, as in pro-communists.


2 posted on 08/25/2017 11:40:00 AM PDT by joshua c (To disrupt the system, we must disrupt our lives)
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To: joshua c

AntiFA = Anti-First Amendment

Let them continue to proudly proclaim who they are and for what they stand.


3 posted on 08/25/2017 11:42:46 AM PDT by treetopsandroofs (Had FDR been GOP, there would have been no World Wars, just "The Great War" and "Roosevelt's Wars".)
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To: fungoking

Don’t go tryin’ to confuse Antifa with German soap “Fa” ... “Fa” gets you clean, while Antifa screws those people up ...


4 posted on 08/25/2017 11:43:14 AM PDT by Ken522
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To: fungoking

FU would be more appropriate.


5 posted on 08/25/2017 11:44:11 AM PDT by dan on the right
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To: fungoking

Other radical groups have also changed their names.
Do, Re Mi—So La, Ti and Doe, as in a deer, a female deer.


6 posted on 08/25/2017 11:49:32 AM PDT by lee martell
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To: fungoking

Pa hates Fa


7 posted on 08/25/2017 12:07:30 PM PDT by RckyRaCoCo (FUMSM)
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To: fungoking

I still think antifa stands for “anti First Amendment”


8 posted on 08/25/2017 12:09:08 PM PDT by bigbob (People say believe half of what you see son and none of what you hear - M. Gaye)
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To: dan on the right

>> FU would be more appropriate? <<

Does this “FA Group” have a king?
It he a FA-king?


9 posted on 08/25/2017 12:30:15 PM PDT by BuffaloJack
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To: BuffaloJack

That was an old “Taylor & Moore” biton the FM radio in Buffalo during the 70s and 80s…

What do you call a lineup of these liberal hoodlums?
A: ‘Fa’ Queue


10 posted on 08/25/2017 12:34:57 PM PDT by mikrofon (Weekend BUMP)
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To: fungoking

11 posted on 08/25/2017 12:36:34 PM PDT by TXnMA (Remember the Alamo! Remember Goliad! Treat George P. Bush like Santa Ana at San Jacinto!!!)
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To: fungoking

Isn’t Anitfa Auntie Jemima’s sister?


12 posted on 08/25/2017 12:47:51 PM PDT by MIchaelTArchangel
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To: fungoking

Even if they change their name to “Fa” they’ll keep sing the same sad song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAOsRlfhvLc


13 posted on 08/25/2017 1:38:33 PM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: fungoking

It makes sense to have a name you can spell


14 posted on 08/26/2017 9:27:14 AM PDT by okie 54
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