You might have enough ammo if...

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[ARGLOCKGUY]

You might have enough ammo if... your ammo stash has fallen through the floor.

You might have enough ammo if... you don't worry about thieves with pickup trucks or sedans, as it would require a forklift and semi trailer to make a dent in your stash

You might have enough ammo if... you can scientifically measure the gravitational distortion of your ammo stash

You might have enough ammo if... hikers that get lost near your property have shown up because their compass is attracted to your supply of steel cased ammo

You might have enough ammo if... you have to use scientific notation when calculating your ammo supply

You might have enough ammo if... you have built a separate structure just to store your ammo, and now are looking at building a new warehouse

You might have enough ammo if... you have more rounds of ammo than residents in your county

You might have enough ammo if... you have more rounds of ammo than residents in your state

You might have enough ammo if... at your current rate of consumption, it will take longer for you and your heirs to exhaust your ammo supply than for the sun to go nova

You might have enough ammo if... at some point in time you have ever misplaced more ammunition than your gun store usually stocks

You might have enough ammo if... your current supply of firearms and spare barrels would wear out long before your ammo supply would

You might have enough ammo if... at current prices you could trade your ammo for a nice four bedroom house

You might have enough ammo if... you have more rounds of ammunition that the number of minutes you have been alive

You might have enough ammo if... you're not too worried about market fluctuations, but if you dumped your ammo on the market at all once the market prices would collapse

You might have enough ammo if... you've ever considered using your ammo cans to build a domicile to live inside - and it would be larger than your current home

You might have enough ammo if... you own more ammo cans than cans of food

You might have enough ammo if... you could supply the ammo needs of an 80's action movie and not even notice a decrease in your stash

You might have enough ammo if... you consider your ammo stash as a hedge fund in metal commodities, and it has outperformed the market for at least a decade

You might have enough ammo if... if the SHTF you could supply a brigade sized defense force and still have enough left over for recreational shooting

You might have enough ammo if... NATO is considering giving you membership as an ally

You might have enough ammo if... NATO is concerned about you as a potential enemy

You might have enough ammo if... a keyhole satellite is tasked with monitoring your ammo dump

You might have enough ammo if... you've ever considered building a monument out of your spent brass as you don't really need to reload it

You might have enough ammo if... moving your ammo supply could result in a polar shift

You might have enough ammo if... fire scares you, and should scare everyone with 10 miles of you if only they knew

You might have enough ammo if... the amount of propellant stored in your ammo stash could launch a VW into low earth orbit

You might have enough ammo if... you have positioned your ammo cans in such a way as to provide lead shielding against a potential nuclear strike and you've calculated that you would be better shielded than those in government bunkers

You might have enough ammo if... the EPA would open a case against you for major damage to the environment if you were ever shoot your entire supply within 5 miles of a river or lake

You might have enough ammo if... you could build a two story ammo fort

You might have enough ammo if... the fed tried a buy back program on ammo you would bankrupt the government

You might have enough ammo if... your personal ammo dump is considered a strategic reserve and is included in DoD planning documents

You might have enough ammo if... a collapse of part of your ammo dump caused the USGS to issue an earthquake and/or tsunami alert

You might have enough ammo if... moving your ammo supply across country would cost more money than you made in the past 5 years

[CodeToad]

...if you don’t read such things because you know you’ve got it covered.

[2ndDivisionVet]

BLOAT!

[43north]

Well, I guess I don’t have enough ammo... yet.

[rockinqsranch]

An aside: Wondering what became of all the ammunition the Obama government bought for each, and every department of government whether they were law enforcement, or not?

I never heard anymore about the disposition of all the millions of rounds the government bought.

[editor-surveyor]

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Paranoia strikes deep

Into each life it must creep

There’s a man with a gun over there...
.

[editor-surveyor]

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>> “I never heard anymore about the disposition of all the millions of rounds the government bought.” <<

ISIS has almost used it up...
.

[V1Rotate]

There will be plenty of ammo laying around the bodies.

[rockinqsranch]

It would be interesting to know the ultimate disposition of all that ammo wouldn’t it?

[editor-surveyor]

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Yes, indeed!
.

[meatloaf]

You have an account with Containers Я Us.

[MrEdd]

... You cause Guam to tip over.

[DOC44]

cracks the concrete floor in your bunker.

[Auntie Mame]

Good ones!

[fireman15]

I have quite a few unopened Eastern Block sealed spam cans full of Berdan primed ammo which has a very long shelf life. I prefer storing powder and primers in a cool dry place in sealed containers, placed in larger sealed containers packed with desiccant. That way I have options about which types of cartridges that can be assembled as needed down the road. I worry a little about putting together far more cartridges than we would normally use in 5 or 10 years because the powder and primers will eventually deteriorate if not properly stored.

[Big Red Badger]

If Not Properly Stored..
Thanks

[upchuck]

You might have enough ammo if... the fed tried a buy back program on ammo you would bankrupt the government

I'm workin' on it :)

[tumblindice]

.... Your ammo sometimes awakens you at night softly murmuring, “Use us, use us, use us .... “

[Fireone]

You might have enough ammo, if you’re lying to yourself.
Otherwise, you don’t have enough ammo.

[crazy scenario]

You might have enough ammo if..., Auntie Mame wrote:

"Good ones!"

Chuck Norris calls me every day, asking to barrow some of mine.