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1 posted on 08/05/2017 7:41:35 PM PDT by ETL
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2 posted on 08/05/2017 7:41:48 PM PDT by ETL (Obama-Hillary, the REAL Russia-US scandal (UraniumOne Deal, Missile Defense, Nukes) See my home page)
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Back in the day I came home with my 2 kids and there were 5 tarantulas in my bedroom. I killed them all by throwing shoes at them. I feel bad now, they aren’t bad.


3 posted on 08/05/2017 7:48:35 PM PDT by tiki
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in other news, boy bitten by mosquito. film at 11.


4 posted on 08/05/2017 7:49:45 PM PDT by 867V309 (Lock Her Up)
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Parents, label your cupboards! You know, “Plates, dishes, saucers,” “sponges, cleaning fluid,” “potato chips, tarantula.” It would save this needless anxiety.


6 posted on 08/05/2017 7:57:47 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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Simple rule of being inside my house...

No legs, you die
Two legs uninvited, you will probably die
Four legs, depends on attitude but probably get released
More than four legs, you die

Outside the house it's live and let live; unless your attitude demands that you die.

Snake, spider, and other reptile/insect 'aficionados' may find this a little stern, but my house, my rules.

8 posted on 08/05/2017 8:07:03 PM PDT by 11Bush
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Not really news. We lived in the tarantula migratory path in the San Jose hills (CA). Saw those guys all the time between Sept. and Dec. I had a peanut butter jar in my car and would scoop them off the road and take them to work. Some of my co-workers would not come into my office with my spider in there. They are really quite docile.
11 posted on 08/05/2017 8:15:47 PM PDT by super7man (Madam Defarge, knitting, knitting, always knitting)
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no tarantulas here in WNY but i did kill a bigass Wolf spider the other day in the bathroom...
19 posted on 08/05/2017 8:26:58 PM PDT by Chode (You have all of the resources you are going to have. Abandon your illusions and plan accordingly.)
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Lord have mercy twice!!!

According to the story, the tarantula was very cooperative about being captured, probably because all the screaming was scaring him LOL.


24 posted on 08/05/2017 8:34:19 PM PDT by RooRoobird20 ("Democrats haven't been this angry since Republicans freed the slaves.")
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July, and August are the months each year we see Tarantulas. Some years we get eight to ten such visitors here at the ranch. They are fun.


26 posted on 08/05/2017 8:40:03 PM PDT by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists Call 'em what you will, they all have fairies livin' in their trees.)
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After the initial shock, Hannah's father came to the rescue, using a pitcher to capture the spider.

Did he use a pitcher of Helen Thomas to turn it to stone?

28 posted on 08/05/2017 8:41:46 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Bill Clinton and Al Gore took illegal campaign contributions from the Chi-Coms and 'nobody' cared..)
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The tarantula is described as being a three to four inch male.

Probably a three inch male that boasts of being four inches.

30 posted on 08/05/2017 8:42:39 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Bill Clinton and Al Gore took illegal campaign contributions from the Chi-Coms and 'nobody' cared..)
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Giant tarantula found on kitchen cabinet in San Diego...

...The tarantula is described as being a three to four inch male.

So it wasn't really a giant tarantula, it was just a normal tarantula.

In other words, a teenage girl sees a spider in her kitchen, screams, and Fox News runs a story about it. Did I miss something?

31 posted on 08/05/2017 8:43:14 PM PDT by Drew68
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Thats a very black one. Around here we got grey ones and all.

You all might know that a black widow will, and can kill them.

They are also prime prey for the famous tarantula hawk. Wich has one of the top most painful stings in the world if messed with.

I usually pick the tarantulas up and put them outside after I stick my foot out at them to see if they are ornery or not. They got these hairs on their belly they kick at you and those hairs are like burn nettles. I guess the bite isnt that bad, dont care to find out though.


32 posted on 08/05/2017 8:46:10 PM PDT by crz
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40 posted on 08/05/2017 8:56:01 PM PDT by LibWhacker
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Remember the spider dragging the mouse up the fridge?


51 posted on 08/05/2017 10:07:31 PM PDT by Daffynition (The New PTSD: PRESIDENT-Trump Stress Disorder” - The LSN didn’t make Trump, so they can’t break h)
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Check out these incredible spider pics from a Google Images search. You will not believe the number of color variations.

https://www.google.com/search?q=%22Jumping+Spiders%22&safe=active&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwi1nf2r7sHVAhUJWSYKHQrfB-IQ_AUICigB&biw=1221&bih=617


65 posted on 08/05/2017 10:38:38 PM PDT by ETL (Obama-Hillary, the REAL Russia-US scandal (UraniumOne Deal, Missile Defense, Nukes) See my home page)
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San Diego is crawling with tarantulas. I saw one once walking right down the sidewalk just east of downtown SD.


71 posted on 08/05/2017 10:48:39 PM PDT by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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From Mark Twain’s “Roughing It”:

“The surveyors brought back more tarantulas with them, and so we had quite a menagerie arranged along the shelves of the room. Some of these spiders could straddle over a common saucer with their hairy, muscular legs, and when their feelings were hurt, or their dignity offended, they were the wickedest-looking desperadoes the animal world can furnish.

If their glass prison-houses were touched ever so lightly they were up and spoiling for a fight in a minute. Starchy?—proud? Indeed, they would take up a straw and pick their teeth like a member of Congress.

There was as usual a furious “zephyr” blowing the first night of the brigade’s return, and about midnight the roof of an adjoining stable blew off, and a corner of it came crashing through the side of our ranch. There was a simultaneous awakening, and a tumultuous muster of the brigade in the dark, and a general tumbling and sprawling over each other in the narrow aisle between the bedrows. In the midst of the turmoil, Bob H—— sprung up out of a sound sleep, and knocked down a shelf with his head. Instantly he shouted:

‘Turn out, boys—the tarantulas is loose!’ “

I love that part. How would you like to hear that in the middle of the night? :-)


82 posted on 08/06/2017 1:26:38 PM PDT by Oatka
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