Posted on 07/16/2017 10:18:27 PM PDT by where's_the_Outrage?
I worked with a guy one time that could close down a whole airport and cancel all the flights!
I had a dog that cleared herself out of the living room one time.
I couldn't figure out why she looked like I just yelled at her...
Then I left the room.
I have a friend we nickname skunkboi, sounds like his work..on purpose
Impressive. The guy should at least get plaque or some kind of award.
Unfortunately this is what passes as news in todays world.
On board the Forrestal our squadron’s shop had a game called ‘fart baseball’. The object was to drive out as many runners as possible by foul balls. All star and world series games were played during general quarters drills when compartments were sealed and ventilation was cut way back.
We had several major league caliber players, but I don’t think any of them were the initiating cause of the fire.
There may be enough of them still alive to field an old-timers (farts?) game.
In the words of Ben Franklin “Fart proudly.”
Couldn’t we get those beans into the Congressional cafeteria?
democrats doing RINOs.
So, Michael Moore was on board a plane in Raleigh/Durham?
Love KAL.
Except for the, ah, “air quality.”
Kimchee, doncha know.
Rege Cordic - Pittsburghs funniest!
Farting and snot dripping are the great public equalizers of the human race.
Oh, I’ve uncorked a few that could make your eyes water in an empty house. And I am giggling uncontrollably right now.
This is why you don’t eat at the airport Chili’s while waiting for your flight ;)
“the Poo Bomber?”
HA!!
I was looking around in youtube, and couldn't believe all the "farting" songs they had out there. Some of them make me laugh too. (I guess I'm trying to recapture my youth -- I feel like I'm in junior high school again!) :)
Here's some of the "gassy" songs I found out there on youtube...
"Big Ole' Smelly Fart - Achy Breaky Heart Parody""Mr. Methane - Farting Man - Britains Got Talent 2009"
"Farting Elves 12 Days of Christmas Funny Video"
"Frog fart christmas song (Jingle Bells) "
"Farthoven - iPhone Farting Piano"
If they name the passenger, is that ‘Fart Shaming’?
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