(They should probably hire that guy for anti-terrorism airline security. If some Muzzie comes aboard, and starts trying to cause any kind of trouble, that FartMan can began firing stink bombs at him.)
Posted on 07/16/2017 10:18:27 PM PDT by where's_the_Outrage?
RALEIGH, N.C. (WNCN) — A person who “passed gas” on an American Airlines plane on Sunday afternoon forced all passengers off the jet, officials said.
The incident happened when passengers on the flight became ill with nausea and headaches, according to a spokesperson with Raleigh-Durham International Airport.
The flight, which was not identified by RDU officials, landed at the airport around 4 p.m. when the incident was reported.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ie0L0EIWR4A
Obviously TSA failed to pull this flyers finger.
How embarrassing! Reminded me of a second grader I had in my class who would stink up his side of the classroom after lunch so bad his fellow classmates complained. Poor thing, it wasn’t his fault. I put two and two together and figured out he only did it when he ate a peanut butter sandwich for lunch. I asked his mom to pack him a different sandwich and the problem was resolved!
I’ve had some absolute beasts emerge (ones that would make any proud papa beam from ear to ear)...but none have been potent enough to cause headaches. Jeez. Where’d this dude eat?
Cows have methane gas; did a cow slip through the TSA while they were strip-searching Granny in the wheelchair?
Or maybe just an image of the Hindenburg is needed.
When i went back to NC with an old marine buddy for a year, I still recall my inability to digest their food. The “Slaw” they dumped on everything was an impressive gas generator.
Add in cooking everything in lard, instant gas for innards not raised on that stuff.
That’s gotta be The Fart Heard Around the World!
Time to let those yellow breathing devices drop down and save the passengers. Parents remember to put your own mask on first, before helping your children! We regret to inform you, that both restrooms are temporarily malfunctioning. They may be used, but be ready for an occasional ‘geyser’ effect.
The shat that was heard around the world.
They thought he was the Poo Bomber?
(They should probably hire that guy for anti-terrorism airline security. If some Muzzie comes aboard, and starts trying to cause any kind of trouble, that FartMan can began firing stink bombs at him.)
Did it radiate from ground zero in a passenger seat, or was it a crop dusting while traveling down the aisle? These are important details.
OUTSTANDING!
If I’m in a restaurant and I’m eating and somebody says, ‘Hey, mind if I smoke,’ I always ask, “No, mind if I fart? It’s one of my habits. Yeah, they got a special section for me on airplanes now. I quit once for a year, you know. But I gained a lot of weight. It’s hard to quit, you know? After sex, I really have an urge to light one up!’
-Steve Martin
Cue the clip from “Blazing Saddles”...
The person should have had the presence of mind to ignite said “fart” thus combusting the noxious fumes....and no-one would have been the wiser.
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