Posted on 06/21/2017 7:18:10 PM PDT by EveningStar
“Oh look, it’s time to build another ‘death star’”.
“the new cbs star trek has a chinese woman captain, a black female first officer who is going to become captain, there’s an openly gay crew member but if you ask me, they could use a few more blacks.”
What? No muslims?
The good news is there will be white men. Though they will all wear red shirts and play the role of ensign Ricky
Another string of failures like the past?
LOL! Or Hillary as the Great Salt Vampire!
Come to think of it, Mooch could pull that one off, too...
I will watch it. Thank you.
“the new cbs star trek has a chinese woman captain, a black female first officer who is going to become captain, there’s an openly gay crew member but if you ask me, they could use a few more blacks.”
Any new Star Trek ought to have the Federation banning white men after it is discovered the Borg (whatever they are, haven’t seen the shows and I gather the Borg are Boogeymen) are actually just white male capitalists trying to ruin social Nirvana just as they did to Mother Gaia in the 1900s.
In one episode, they could have every reference to Capt James T Kirk removed from Starfleet Academy and the text books, followed by a “Straight Male Expulsion Day”. As part of the ST Canon rewrite, they could have Kirk being neutered at age 40 and living out the rest of his life on a penal colony for multiple crimes against womanhood.
Sorry. Forgot. Can’t have crimes against womanhood because that would suggest binary sexuality. Maybe just crimes of...of...well, of being a white male who liked women. Including green ones. More than he liked Sulu.
I always like the original series panty flashes that uhura would let fly from time to time, she was built, what a woman!!!
They were going to make one but then Alan Rickman died.
Maybe they can find a replacement...heck Tim Allen may have some time on his hands.
It never strayed from the original timeline according to this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mOpmIFTxkE
It even has Lou Ferrigno in it!
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