(Thank you, Dan Lacey [faithmouse.com])
(Thank you, deoetdoctrinae)
Posted on 04/18/2017 1:26:37 AM PDT by pookie18
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(Thank you, deoetdoctrinae)
Good morning Pookie;)
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Bubba had shingles. Those of us who spend much time in a doctor’s office should appreciate this! Doesn’t it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line? Here’s what happened to Bubba:
Bubba walked into a doctor’s office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Bubba said: ‘Shingles.’ So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.
Fifteen minutes later a nurse’s aide came out and asked Bubba what he had.
Bubba said, ‘Shingles’ So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Bubba to wait in the examining room.
A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, ‘Shingles..’ So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Bubba to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.
An hour later the doctor came in and found Bubba sitting patiently in the nude and asked Bubba what he had.
Bubba said, ‘Shingles.’ The doctor asked, ‘Where?’
Bubba said, ‘Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload ‘em??’
Thanks, Pookie!
Good job pookie, thanks again!
bttt
Good Morning, Pookie! :-)
Mornin’, sodpoodle!
That one immediately reminded me of this one:
http://jokes.cc.com/funny-god/dblnto/blind-man-—nuns
You’re welcome, knittnmom!
Thanks & my pleasure, PROCON!
Bump thanks, Gritty!
Mornin’, left that other site!
Thanks Pookie. That is such a great site - I’ll try to post one on your threads - will hitch a ride when you are driving the humor bus;)
I knew the joke, but didn’t know where to find it...so I did a Google search & that site came up...had never seen that site before.
I checked a couple of jokes - funny stuff.
That friend I mentioned also sends great comics, but I don’t know how to post them or I would send them to you for your threads.
Lazy me;)
You could FReepmail the URLs to me. If he sends them as attachments, you could download them & get a URL using TinyPic, Igmur, etc.
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