Posted on 04/01/2017 2:43:18 AM PDT by Candor7
Donald Trump has resigned as President of the United States of America.
Speaking today to White House media, Trump said he was stepping down from his position, effective immediately.
The decision means that Trump was President for 69 days, making him the shortest President in terms of days in office
(Excerpt) Read more at kiwikidsnews.co.nz ...
Nancy Pelosi’s Secret Lesbian Affair And Heroin Use
https://rogersparkbench.blogspot.ca/2012/08/exclusive-nancy-pelosis-secret-lesbian.html
You gotta admit... It would explain a whole lotta things...
You beat me to it. They can’t even be accurate in their fake news!
And Hillary found god.
Just for the day. In the famous words of his best friend Ahnold Schwarzenegger “I’ll Be Back”
Figured he better get out before Maxine “Aunt Esther” Waters impeached his ass!
Perhaps those in Japan don’t understand that April Fools Daybis meant to make one look gullible
...69 days ain’t a short time....I had a relationship with a woman that lasted 4 1/2
days, then she deflated.
..and in his briefcase he had NSA recordings of treason related conversations from key Democrat leaders and journalists from the last 5 months. Mr Trump said he has initiated a purge which includes hundreds of politicians, judges, and partisan media types.
“This just in from New Zealand?”
I guess some of them stopped humping their sheep for a few minutes!
Look for the morons over at DU to see this, believe it, then be angry and protest when it turns out to be false, and demand he resign as they were told he did.
Upon further investigation it turn out she just found a mirror (now cracked).
They used to be smarter. Pathetic.
"Like a madman shooting flaming arrows of death is one who deceives their neighbor and says, “I was only joking!”
Proverbs 26: 18-19
When you are a lieberal every day is an April Fools one.
title updated to include “ (Lame Joke) “ to protect those with weak hearts or no calendar.
Shouldn’t it be “(Fake News)”
With the “news” media, how is “April Fool’s Day” any different than any other day? It’s all Fake News, lies, and propaganda 365 days a year.
Man, the snowflakes will really melt when they realize what day it is.
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