Idaho Woman Says She Crashed Because She Saw a Sasquatch

KSTP.com ^ | 3/25/17 | AP

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

A northern Idaho woman told police she crashed into a deer because she was distracted by a sasquatch in her rearview mirror.

The Moscow-Pullman Daily News reports that the 50-year-old Tensed woman was driving south on U.S. Highway 95 on Wednesday when she struck a deer near Potlatch.

[dainbramaged]

I remember those episodes of the Six Million Dollar Man with Sasquatch - played by Andre the Giant in the first two, then Ted Cassidy (Lurch from the Addams Family) took over the role.

[Crucial]

That was a long time ago. I remember it vaguely, just Lee Majors getting thrown through the air. Usually he did the throwing.

[nevergore]

"No, she clearly said Sasquatch, not Wookie."

Easily mistaken.....Sasquatch or Moochelle or Wookie?
In the rearview mirror it's a close call

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

Hey, you done good!

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

I know that you are talented.

Is that your work, or did you swipe it?

[MeneMeneTekelUpharsin]

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[ButThreeLeftsDo]

[BBell]

[Scrambler Bob]

Back in HS in the ‘60s, when Melvin ran his Ford off the road one night (straight, level road), he said he was dodging a jack rabbit.

[jmacusa]

Bubbles!

[BBell]

Smartest guy in the trailer park.

[bunkerhill7]

Up`n here mountains we done see them brown ones and sometimes a yaller one run cross the road but we don`t tell none of them tv sasaquatch hunters `bout it coz they would ruin the woods.

[Georgia Girl 2]

Jack Daniels was riding shotgun. :-)

[matt1234]

I drove through Tensed this week. The sign read “Population 123”.

[PLMerite]

“...the 50-year-old Tensed woman...”

If I saw a Sasquatch, it’d be more like “soiled man.”

[PLMerite]

"...she was distracted by a sasquatch in her rearview mirror. "

Good thing she wasn't looking in her side mirror, she'd have had a heart attack!

[ETL]

Yes, I took the photo while on a camping trip last year. :)

Actually, I did swipe it. I don’t have the capacity to create or manipulate images. Don’t have or know how to do Photoshop.

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

Hmmm...

I see that your post #11 has been pulled.

[ETL]

I guess someone here was offended seeing Michelle depicted as a Big Foot. Don’t know why. Lots of people post such images. Few actually create the photoshops themselves. Can’t imagine they viewed it in anyway “racist”.