Posted on 03/14/2017 11:56:14 AM PDT by DUMBGRUNT
Becoming a member of the mile high club really brings out the contortionist in you. I can only imagine doing it in space. I’m thinking you’d have to be pretty much strapped together.
Obviously NASA will override all previous notions of right/wrong. Sex will be allowed between anyone in any manner. Abortion will be possible if a pregnancy results. There will be suicide pills for anyone who feels the need, or who becomes a burden. On real long flights, this will be the way they get rid of the old astronauts. Provision will be made for dumping bodies into space. On real real long flights, spare astronauts will be carried, in suspended animation, to be revived when needed. On real real real long flights frozen embryos will be carried, to be thawed and raised as non-human astronauts, with no possibility ever of seeing the Earth which is home to them as to us.
“for an approximate weightless time of eight minutes
Coming soon to an internet site near you; ZERO G PORN!
Sir Frederick Gray, Minister of Defence: "My God, what's Bond doing?"
Q: "I think he's attempting re-entry, sir."
Yeah. If my wife and I went into space together, there is absolutely no way they could have stopped us, other than 24 hour video surveillance. And even that may not have been enough if we could find a good blanket.
Get back over here!
I’ve been with women that experienced weightlessness during certain intense activities, like roller coasters for instance.
Yeah? If my wife and I went into space together... they likely would have left one of us there. Somebody would have been kicked out early, I'm sure of it.
I think you only get 30 seconds worth before they the plane has to climb again. Still enough time for you? :)
“Im thinking youd have to be pretty much strapped together.”
In some kind of @zz-to-@zz bungee harness. For some reason I’m picturing Christina Applegate in “Married with Children...Now in Space!!!”
;^)
Reminds me of the old Jerry Lewis movie - Way, Way Out!
Not only bodily fluid, but any other debris that is lofted.
Instructions: 1. Remove lead underwear.
No sex? Sort of like marriage after a few years.
Yeah, that, and every action has an equal and opposite reaction... sex would be painful bouncing around the spacecraft walls if a partner loses their grip.
Obama was working on a program to assure that the first space sex was gay space sex.
Is Outercourse as good as Intercourse?
Same here.;>)
Eagles and Skydivers .....
My suggestions. Grab the side rails for traction. Use the condoms so the sperm doesn’t flat into the tang. Not that tang idiot. Hook the boots into the floor for traction. Don’t float away before you take care of your partner.
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