Nine out of ten things you worry about are never going to happen.
Every meal is not a contest to see how much you can eat.
“If one considers that life is pretty much a s$$t sandwich, it therefore follows that the more bread you have,the less s$$t you have to eat”- Aristotle.
Lies require high maintenance
Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness?
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Tequila® may not be right for everyone.
Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila®. However, women who wouldn’t mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.
Tequila®. Leave Shyness Behind
Ride with the Devil long enough and pretty soon he’ll want to drive.
Only two things will ever send you to prison: drugs and women. Avoid both and you’re all set.
you take their money, you take their crap.
($$ always comes with strings attached)
All courtesy of Robert Heinlein ...
“Your enemy is never a villain in his own eyes ...”
“Don’t handicap your children by making their lives easy.”
“Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.”
Heinlein provided us with many, many more.
Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese....
Life is not a dress rehearsal
most often uttered after waiting 15 minutes at a mediocre restaurant
“Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son” - Dean Wormer
Sometimes you’re the windshield; sometimes you’re the bug.
“I’m just tryin’ to get by, being quiet and shy, in a world full of pushin’ en shove.”
Do right and fear no one.
(Former motto of Schutzhund USA)
Audentis Fortuna Iuvat (Fortune Favors the Bold)
God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; courage to change the things I can; and wisdom to know the difference.
Do the best you can, with what you have, where you are.
Life is work, work is life. Work hard.
It seems like a lot of work, but it’s not. (this one posted in front of the sink to encourage my kids doing dishes)
Everything you say can be used as a Band name