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To: ARGLOCKGUY

Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness?

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila®.

Tequila® is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions.

Tequila® can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you’re ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Tequila® almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

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Tequila® may not be right for everyone.

Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila®. However, women who wouldn’t mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

Tequila®. Leave Shyness Behind


35 posted on 03/08/2017 3:15:21 AM PST by WhirlwindAttack (The right to swing your arms ends at my nose. I've had enough of this.)
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To: WhirlwindAttack

Lol. Awesome.


68 posted on 03/08/2017 4:17:04 AM PST by SouthParkRepublican
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To: WhirlwindAttack

Now that was funny as hell...


91 posted on 03/08/2017 5:06:21 AM PST by wyowolf (Be ware when the preachers take over the Republican party...)
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