[C19fan]

When I go eat at a buffet it is all protein and zero carbs.

[samtheman]

When I go eat at a buffet it is all protein and zero carbs.

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Definitely the right strategy.

[MarvinStinson]

I pull a chair in front of the dessert bar and reach in with both hands.

[RandallFlagg]

Well, just north of Denver we have this:

http://www.cinzzettis.com/

Italian buffet to die for.
NOMZ!

[fwdude]

I don’t think it’s possible to eat “zero” carbs. Even meat has some.

But, it’s always good to do a lot of veggies.

We have a Furr’s cafeteria buffet near us and the food has gotten better of the past few years - veggies aren’t so overcooked and soggy.

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

My favorite BBQ joint has an all can eat, I head for the Ribs...Not the best ribs but very good indeed. For $10 it’s a steal.

[Georgia Girl 2]

Breakfast buffet I just eat a huge pile of bacon, sausage and eggs. Dinner buffet if they have crab legs that’s all I eat. Or just salad and meat. Lots of meat. :-)

[BitWielder1]

I always lose because it's all you *can* eat, not all you *want to* eat.

[Junk Silver]

The strategy that keeps me from getting uncomfortably stuffed at all-you-can-eat buffets is to take as many plates as I want, with the proviso that each new plate can only have half as much food as the last one.

It’s the buffet version of Trump’s rule that two regulations have to be eliminated for each new one.

[bramps]

I went to a Golden Corral a few years ago while visiting West Virginia.

In hindsight I’d would paid any amount for someone to lock me up prior to entering.

[I want the USA back]

Someone obviously thought this advice was essential to the well-being of the readers.

I don’t go to buffets for broccoli, brussel sprouts, kale, tofu or edamame.

[Delta 21]

I’ll pass all the way around.

I gave up competitive/challenge eating over a decade a go.

[pinkandgreenmom]

I have an almost 16 year old son. The amount of sushi he can put away at the all-you-can-eat Asian restaurant is obscene. He only wants to eat at buffets and all you can eat crab leg places. #thatsmyboy

[Iscool]

I eat what tastes good to me...

[Red Badger]

Yes, I eat the fish, shrimp (peeled),salmon, crab legs, mussels, mudbugs, and some green beans (for my wife)............costs us $32 total for both.............

[Carpe Cerevisi]

[Buckeye McFrog]

Alternate headline: How to Bankrupt Your Local Buffet

[onedoug]

So many I saw there were quite corpulent.

[DouglasKC]

When I go eat at a buffet it is all protein and zero carbs.

Yep all the meat and salad I can...

[jy8z]

In our younger days, my three brothers and I were turned away from an all you can eat pizza place on several occasions.

We could definitely make their bottom line suffer.

[usconservative]

Best way to beat an all you can eat buffet: Don’t go to one.