Posted on 02/09/2017 1:30:19 PM PST by drewh
Just when you thought you’d escaped the world’s most overexposed and sycophantically fawned-over woman, here she comes again. All will love her sculpted arms, and despair.
Yes, Michelle Obama, former fat-shamer in chief, she of the wasted vegetables and inedible school lunches, just won’t leave kids alone. She’s going to be on Masterchef, Jr. hosted by culinary psychopath Gordon Ramsay and joined by the likes of Martha Stewart.
You gotta feel for the kids. If Masterchef Jr. is anything like other kid cooking competition shows, they’re already disturbingly maladjusted. Ramsey screams at people for a living, Martha Stewart ran a commercial empire like Vlad Putin runs a country, and Michelle O. has made food disapproval chic.
But the real victims here are the American people. After eight years of being told ad nauseam how much we should love Michelle “For the first time in my adult life, I’m proud of my country” Obama, we’ve earned a rest.
Sure, it may be downright mean of us, but this is the woman who determined the federal government needs to be involved in grammar school menu-planning. She made a rap album to nag fat kids. There’s a movie about her first date with Barack. And when’s the last time you checked out at the supermarket without her watching you from the magazine rack? (“You sure you want to buy that frozen pizza, Porky?”) She has been, as the kids say, way up in our grill for far too long.
But, just like Michelle, our betters in the media know what’s good for us. We’re going to get a steady diet of sighing, swooning stories and smug, perky appearances until we another Democrat FLOTUS comes along for all to worship.
The liberals at Food Network fawned over the Obamas for eight years. I had hoped that was over.
The good thing is that Moose-chelle will never be a politician, she’s way too lazy. Spending 15 months on the road campaigning in close proximity with the Wal-Mart crowd would kill her, no-show jobs on corporate boards are a lot more her style. A couple of hours in the morning answering e-mails, attending a quarterly meeting, going to a conference once a year—that’s her gig.
No kidding. I couldn’t do it. She’s repulsive.
No joke, if he were as whacko as TV-land purports him to be, he never would’ve been a mega-successful businessman in a business that is very hard to even break-even (approx. 60% of all restaurants fail in the first 3 years).
Ramsay is an arrogant ass whose opinion of himself rises higher than his souffles.
Barry Soetoro and his bathouse boys know how to bring the romance...
Yep, I’m sure they’ll be like the Klintons. Nannies take care of the kids while she’s out doing whatever and the husband swings by once a year when he needs legal papers or a tax return signed. Oh wait, high-up libs don’t do peasant things like tax returns, silly me...
I won’t be able to watch it if that tonnage is a regular judge.
However, we all know she knows about eating, so that would qualify her as a judge, wouldn’t it?
So children will be judged by a Rino loved convict and a psycholathic child starving first lady.
I've seen some of his UK cooking instructionals, and they're pretty good. No manufactured and/or pretend drama.
Any show featuring an Obama, or a Clinton, for that matter, I blacklist, as a knee-jerk reaction.
Muchelle and food and kids? Seriously?
Well, it is on Fox, the network that had "Who Wants to Marry a Spouse-Beater?" as a reality show.
James Spader at Baskin-Robbins is much more memorable.
If she has an educated palate. If not, no.
He just won another Michelin star today so maybe his opinion is well-deserved.
Did they? I’m a regular viewer of the Food Network and have almost never heard a liberal word. It’s mostly cooking game shows without any politics.
He’s a four-star ass.
Yeah, I’ve seen the promo a few times. I’m turning the channel the night Moo is on. She won’t be there influencing the kids longer than she has to to get in enough camera time. I’ll give Ramsey one chance with that creature but may have to strike him from my viewing pleasure if he dares have it on a second time. I axed Paula Deen for having Moo on twice while she promised to have both POTUS’ wives and lied by never having on the opposition. Moo is also friendly with that creep Mario.
Gordon doesn’t holler at the kids.
Gordon isn’t associated with the Food Network. But, yes, the FN did fawn all over Moo. That and all the gayness made my tv jump past that channel.
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