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Pet snake gets stuck in woman's stretched earlobe
FoxNews.com ^
| Published February 01, 2017
Posted on 02/01/2017 7:08:14 AM PST by BenLurkin
Glawe said the Ball Python snake, named Bart, was too big to fit all the way through her lobe, and she was unable to extract it on her own. Glawe further explained that she wears gages in her earlobes but had taken them out.
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A friend informed concerned commenters that doctors at Portland Adventist Hospital made a slight cut in Glawes ear and used Vaseline while further stretching the lobe with a plastic tool so that the snake could wiggle out. Glawe told another commenter that her ear was numbed before the procedure and that the experience hurt a little, but Bart was unharmed.
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TOPICS: Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: bodypiercings; darwinawardprospect; eargauge; napl
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To: BenLurkin
Her parents must be SO proud!
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posted on
02/01/2017 7:17:05 AM PST
by
pgkdan
(The Silent Majority Stands With TRUMP!)
To: BenLurkin
Boy. What a catch for some lucky guy.
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posted on
02/01/2017 7:17:23 AM PST
by
Pravious
To: BenLurkin
I thought the snake was a significant improvement.
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posted on
02/01/2017 7:17:53 AM PST
by
rlmorel
(Orwell described Liberals when he wrote of those who "repudiate morality while laying claim to it.")
To: I want the USA back
Never date a woman who uses the hashtag
#snakelover.
FIFY
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posted on
02/01/2017 7:18:34 AM PST
by
bk1000
(A clear conscience is a sure sign of a poor memory.)
To: BenLurkin
Definitely another millennial doing their normal ‘ Look at me! Look at me!’ but here its ‘Look at me! Look at me! I am really really stupid! I make Bevis & Butthead look like theoretical physicists!’
How would you like to take that home and meet you folks?
“Mom & Dad this is Ashley, Ashley meet Mom & Dad. (pause)
Yes that’s a snake in her ear. (another pause) Well its not poisonous!... Right Ashley? ....What do you mean you don’t know?”
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posted on
02/01/2017 7:21:04 AM PST
by
Reily
To: BenLurkin
It appears the snake made it through up until the fat place where it’s last meal is still being digested.
To: Slings and Arrows
Hold my python and watch this! NAPL
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posted on
02/01/2017 7:21:24 AM PST
by
Clay Moore
(JRandomFreeper, SWAMPSNIPER RIP)
To: Polyxene
“Poster girl for the word skank”
Unfortunately she is representative of what you will see a lot of in Portland.
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posted on
02/01/2017 7:22:09 AM PST
by
howlinhound
(Live your life so that, when you get up in the morning, Satan says, "Oh Crap!..He's awake" - Unknown)
To: BenLurkin
Damn, I wish I hadn't clicked on this article. The headline should have been enough...
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posted on
02/01/2017 7:23:04 AM PST
by
Carriage Hill
( Poor demoncrats haven't been this mad, since the Republicans took their slaves away.)
To: BenLurkin
I feel sorry for the snake!
To have such a narcissistic butthole for an owner!
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posted on
02/01/2017 7:23:15 AM PST
by
Reily
To: BenLurkin
Send her down to Florida to catch them big rock pythons.
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posted on
02/01/2017 7:23:25 AM PST
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: KC_Lion
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posted on
02/01/2017 7:24:25 AM PST
by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: BenLurkin
Considering that 99% of reptiles carry salmonella on their skin, this idiot is lucky she isn’t dead.
To: Carthego delenda est
It appears the snake made it through up until the fat place where its last meal is still being digested.Ball pythons are normally very thick-bodies in the middle, whether digesting or not. How could she not notice that?
They make great pets if you're into snakes -- docile, non-aggressive, slow moving, and cheap to fit. (At least ours is, since he usually stops eating altogether between November and March).
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posted on
02/01/2017 7:38:35 AM PST
by
Maceman
(Love TRUMPS Hate. Love of America, liberty and the Constitution TRUMPS left wing hatred.)
To: BuffaloJack
Maybe we should just bring back circus side shows.
To: BenLurkin
Just be glad it wasn’t a box turtle ......
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posted on
02/01/2017 7:39:28 AM PST
by
Squantos
(Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet ...)
To: headstamp 2
Can’t call ‘em dykes anymore... not PC.
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posted on
02/01/2017 7:42:10 AM PST
by
Mathews
(Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV), Luke 22:36 (NIV))
To: BenLurkin
Adder to the list of weirdos.
Yeah, that's right...I said it.
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posted on
02/01/2017 7:42:27 AM PST
by
Puppage
(You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
To: Puppage
Just thought you’d slip that in there?
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posted on
02/01/2017 7:49:34 AM PST
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: BenLurkin
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