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I'm pretty far to the right.
Original FUNNEH
| 1/22/2016
| By Laz A. Mataz
Posted on 01/22/2017 3:16:27 AM PST by Lazamataz
Someone said I leaned a little to the right. They were wrong.
I'm so far to the right, I consider Ronald Reagan a far-leftist, and Barry Goldwater, a moderate.
I'm so far to the right, I believe in mandatory pistol vending-machines in pre-schools and airports.
I'm so far to the right, that not only would I make marital infidelity illegal, I'd ban sex inside a marriage, too.
I'm so far to the right, not only would I deport illegal aliens, I would deport anyone (and their descendents) who immigrated to America in the last 525 years.
I'm so far to the right, I feel that not only perverted gays and nasty transsexuals should be put to death, but even those filthy heterosexuals.
I'm so far to the right, that not only should we close our national borders, we should close our state and county ones too.
I'm so far to the right, that not only do I believe in home-schooling, I think women should uterus-school.
I'm so far to the right, that not only would I abolish the right to abortion, I'd ban menstruation as well.
I'm so far to the right, that not only would I ban taxes, I'd force the government to send money to us.
I'm so far to the right, that not only would I abolish welfare, I'd make all citizens give the government money.
I'm pretty far to the right.
But anyone who thinks I'm a little far to the right is a bleeding heart mamby pamby snowflake flaming liberal.
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posted on
01/22/2017 3:16:27 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
To: Windflier; mcmuffin; oldvirginian; HoneysuckleTN; Pollster1; newbie 10-21-00; Tennessee Nana; ...
So, Countdown Crew, let us make some decisions on the Countdown Thread future.
Come, let us reason together.
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posted on
01/22/2017 3:22:04 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(TRUMP LIED TO ME!!!! ....He said I'd get sick of winning.... AND I'M NOT SICK OF WINNING YET!!!!)
To: Lazamataz
i was right with you until you got to that sex thing.
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posted on
01/22/2017 3:22:29 AM PST
by
exnavy
(God save the republic.)
To: Lazamataz
I’m so far right, the left is on my right
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posted on
01/22/2017 3:22:41 AM PST
by
Doogle
(( USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
To: exnavy
Sex is the tool of the Dibble. DON’T DO SATAN’S WORK!
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posted on
01/22/2017 3:23:55 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(TRUMP LIED TO ME!!!! ....He said I'd get sick of winning.... AND I'M NOT SICK OF WINNING YET!!!!)
To: Doogle
I’m so far to the right, I have no left hand.
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posted on
01/22/2017 3:24:17 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(TRUMP LIED TO ME!!!! ....He said I'd get sick of winning.... AND I'M NOT SICK OF WINNING YET!!!!)
To: Lazamataz
The one on the right was on the left and the one in middle was on the right and the one on the left was in the middle and the guy in the rear was a Methodist.
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posted on
01/22/2017 3:27:29 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("The less free you are, the more you are obliged to applaud.")
To: Lazamataz
I'm so far to the right, that not only would I abolish welfare, I'd make all citizens give the government money. I was OK with you until this one:)
PS: I left my obama clock run and now it is telling me how it's been since obama has been gone and Trump has been President.
It's been 2524 minutes and counting:):):)
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posted on
01/22/2017 3:29:28 AM PST
by
USS Alaska
(Kill all mooselimb, terrorist savages, with extreme prejudice! Deus Vult!)
To: Lazamataz
..that’ll slow ya down getting your muffin top.
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posted on
01/22/2017 3:30:29 AM PST
by
Doogle
(( USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
To: Lazamataz
Ahhh... FR is back. It's nice to be home.
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posted on
01/22/2017 3:32:20 AM PST
by
Caipirabob
(Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?!?)
To: Tax-chick
Johnny Cash The “Everybody Loves A Nut” LP album.
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posted on
01/22/2017 3:33:05 AM PST
by
Tucker39
(In giving us The Christ, God gave us the ONE thing we desperately NEEDED; a Savior.)
To: Lazamataz
So, Countdown Crew, let us make some decisions on the Countdown Thread future. How about focusing until the next congress critter election and we can keep tabs on how these EMPLOYEES OF ALL OF US are doing. If some are really getting out of line, we can bitch slap'em at the polls.
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posted on
01/22/2017 3:33:43 AM PST
by
USS Alaska
(Kill all mooselimb, terrorist savages, with extreme prejudice! Deus Vult!)
To: Tucker39
LP Album? We had it on 8-track tape!
Oh, carp, my cat just threw up.
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posted on
01/22/2017 3:33:44 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("The less free you are, the more you are obliged to applaud.")
To: Lazamataz
You’ve not seen my wife, nor will you.
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posted on
01/22/2017 3:49:04 AM PST
by
exnavy
(God save the republic.)
To: exnavy
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posted on
01/22/2017 3:51:04 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(TRUMP LIED TO ME!!!! ....He said I'd get sick of winning.... AND I'M NOT SICK OF WINNING YET!!!!)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
01/22/2017 3:52:24 AM PST
by
exnavy
(God save the republic.)
To: Lazamataz
I'm so far to the right, I consider Ronald Reagan a far-leftist, and Barry Goldwater, a moderate.Goldwater was clearly a leftist.
My idea of a moderate is Oliver Cromwell
To: Lazamataz
So why did I see a copy of Rules for Radicals on your living room coffee table?
Ducking...
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posted on
01/22/2017 4:02:42 AM PST
by
sauropod
(Beware the fury of a patient man. I've lost my patience!)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
01/22/2017 4:02:42 AM PST
by
TTFlyer
To: Lazamataz
Back from FR in exile (Facebook), I see. Missed your final countdown because of it.
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