(vanity) Unintentionally Hilarious Back Cover of a Dime-Store Romance Novel

(none) ^ | 1/13/2017 | (Vanity)

[CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC]

The fact that this book's ad was meant to be serious is what I thought was funny!

How many themes can you pack into one paperback? Vikings, ISIS terrorists, vampires, dude ranches, romance, angels, world class chefs, transporters, cults, ..... did I miss many?

Image of Back Cover:

[DanielRedfoot]

Cnut??

Yikes...

[gaijin]

Meh.

Needs Russian hackers, somehow.

[Fantasywriter]

Freepmail.

[Trillian]

That’s hilarious.. Also, I read the word cnut wrong.

[xrmusn]

Makes typos interesting for the editor I suppose.
= = = = = = = = =
Kinda makes one wonder how auto spell would handle it.

Funny if one typed in cnut and hillary popped up.

As the story goes about Rosie Ruiz and a midget pickpocket.

One is a cunning runt.....

And the beat goes on and on and on....

[Fantasywriter]

‘Makes typos interesting for the editor I suppose.’

Speaking of typos. When I first tried to type, ‘bookaphile,’ I somehow managed to substitute a ‘b’ for the ‘k.’ Can you imagine how long it would have taken me to live that dow, had I not caught it?

[rey]

I have an enormous headache in my eye.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B30xgrjp6eA

[CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC]

"You forgot time travelers"

Oops, good catch.

What's sad is how many topics they did NOT touch on!

Whatever happened to Diversity, for pity's sake?!?!

Do you meant to seriously tell me that with all those pages to fill, the author could find no room to include Rastafarians, Samurai, Screamo-punk, Pol Pot, Tutankamun, The Summer of Love, Engelbert Humperdinck, Pygmies, .....

[Read Write Repeat]

What, no dragons? Pass.

[rockrr]

Not when Mom’s around. ;’}

[Fantasywriter]

Shh! You’re spoiling the sequel.

;)

[CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC]

"... Amish ... High speed cross country buggy chases."

LOL!

Q: What do you call: "Clip-clop, Clip-clop, Clip-clop, BANG BANG! Clip-Clop, Clip-clop, Clip-clop" ??

A: An Amish drive-by shooting.

[Jeff Chandler]

Stupid Cnut.

[faithhopecharity]

If it also ncludes transgender people and obama’s Chicago bathhouse — it is the book that’s replacing Shakespeare in our public screw-Alls.

[Jeff Chandler]

It grabs your attention

Kind of like this headline from the campaign:

Trump Grabs Hillary's Virginia

[PapaBear3625]

Makes a little more sense the then series (yes, series) of dinosaur erotica on Amazon.

One of the funnier-sounding titles "A Billionaire Dinosaur Forced Me Gay (Kindle Edition)"

[stylin19a]

cowboy, time travel ?

[tbw2]

The worst one was the scifi awards dispute by the Sad Puppies (conservative) slate putting “Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt” on the slate, nominated for a freaking Hugo award because of the infighting between SJWs and traditional conservatives and libertarians.
The writer then trolled everyone by writing a short eBook on his nomination.

[tbw2]

Romance novels are porn for women.
This one is likely written by a very confused and mentally escapist author, but understandable.
“What do I want to put in it? Vampires, terrorists, demons? All of it, all of it!”

[Sisku Hanne]

You want Amish? You got Amish.... extra-planetary Amish of New Pennsylvania (actually a very good series)
And oh look, Amish Vampires in Space and Amish Zombies from Space .