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(vanity) Unintentionally Hilarious Back Cover of a Dime-Store Romance Novel
(none) ^ | 1/13/2017 | (Vanity)

Posted on 01/13/2017 3:35:35 PM PST by CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC

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To: CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC

“Bob & Carol and Cnut & Andrea”, coming to a theater near you.


41 posted on 01/13/2017 5:26:20 PM PST by avenir (I'm pessimistic about man, but I'm optimistic about GOD!)
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To: PAR35

I noticed that the Amish are about the only honorable white people in any movie, including survivalist movies. Even Amazon Prime’s “Aftermath” had liberal white suburbanites saving the simple Amish rip offs.


42 posted on 01/13/2017 5:29:52 PM PST by tbw2
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To: Sisku Hanne

The “New Pennsylvania” series reads like it pulled an idea from Anne McCaffrey’s Pern series.
Colony ships got permission to go if they took undesirables with them. In the case of Pern, a number of Irish travelers, Tuareg tribes people and gypsies were sent with the colonists.


43 posted on 01/13/2017 5:32:53 PM PST by tbw2
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To: tbw2

Just change the lucipires into alt right conservatives lead by an easily out foxed Trumpenstien and you’ve got a sure fire Holllyweird block buster.


44 posted on 01/13/2017 5:51:24 PM PST by fella ("As it was before Noah so shall it be again,")
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To: Exeter

Slowly he turned to face the dark and stormy ... doghouse.


45 posted on 01/13/2017 6:18:13 PM PST by MHGinTN (A dispensational perspective is a powerful tool for spiritual discernment)
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To: tbw2
I noticed that the Amish are about the only honorable white people in any movie,

That's because that is the model that the wealthy liberal elites want for the proles. A colorful, harmless agrarian society that can't communicate in real time over large distances to organize a resistance, is pacifist so they aren't a threat, and who don't divert resources from the elites.

Except they will break up the agricultural units into subsistence sized farms, and limit reproduction involuntarily. A Hollywood elite's dream world.

46 posted on 01/13/2017 6:23:53 PM PST by PAR35
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To: workerbee

Cnut has dyslexia.


47 posted on 01/13/2017 6:31:46 PM PST by Rebelbase (ABC/NBC/CBS/MSNBC/PBS/CNN/FOX are THE LEGACY MEDIA)
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To: dirtymac

You forgot time travelers
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No she hit the time travel trope, too. 10th century Norselands.

Oh, why even try. (sob)


48 posted on 01/13/2017 7:02:00 PM PST by reformedliberal
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To: tbw2

“Makes a little more sense the then series (yes, series) of dinosaur erotica on Amazon.”

Real title: Helicopter Man Pounds Dinosaur Billionaire Ass

Truly this is a sign of the Apocalypse.


49 posted on 01/13/2017 7:21:39 PM PST by PLMerite (Lord, let me die fighting lions. Amen.)
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To: Anitius Severinus Boethius

This is not to attack you, but as a writer I have to say that this is biggest pant-load of crap I’ve ever seen on the back of a book. The idea that a word abortion like this gets published is a travesty to writing and assault on literary sensibility.

On the other hand, the description does serve it’s purpose. I know beyond a shadow of a doubt that I would not spend two-cents or two seconds on this verbal bile.


50 posted on 01/14/2017 5:20:05 AM PST by Lee'sGhost ("Just look at the flowers, Lizzie. Just look at the flowers.")
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To: Lee'sGhost; Anitius Severinus Boethius

Upon reading this opinion, the New York Times best-selling author cried all the way to the bank, to deposit her latest huge royalty check.


51 posted on 01/14/2017 5:39:50 AM PST by Fantasywriter (Any attempt to do forensic work using Internet artifacts is fraught with pitfalls. JoeProbono)
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To: Lee'sGhost

Well, you have your opinion as well, but Sandra Hill is making bank off of this “verbal bile” with over 50 books published. This one is part of a 7-book series that each has 4 Star + reviews on Amazon.

This one (book 7 in the series) has a 4.7 star rating and is number 40 in the subgenre Romance>Historical>Viking rankings. So she has a good fan base, they buy her books, and she earns a living.

It’s not Stephen King money, but it’s more than enough to not care what people who would never read her books say about them.


52 posted on 01/14/2017 7:00:55 AM PST by Anitius Severinus Boethius (www.wilsonharpbooks.com - Sign up for my new release e-mail and get my first novel for free)
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To: Anitius Severinus Boethius

I knew that when I made my comment. People buy rap crap, too, making rappers rich. Crap is crap, they just found people who love crap.


53 posted on 01/14/2017 12:00:03 PM PST by Lee'sGhost ("Just look at the flowers, Lizzie. Just look at the flowers.")
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To: Fantasywriter

See my post #53. I can’t explain why people like crap, but just because other people get rich off of them does not make it less crappy. The concepts of writing crap and making money off of crap are not at opposition to each other.


54 posted on 01/14/2017 12:03:22 PM PST by Lee'sGhost ("Just look at the flowers, Lizzie. Just look at the flowers.")
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To: CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC

It’s not just Art, it’s... CuisinArt


55 posted on 01/14/2017 12:15:22 PM PST by kanawa (The 1st job of a 'community organizer' is to disorganize the community)
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To: Lee'sGhost

God bless capitalism!


56 posted on 01/14/2017 12:26:15 PM PST by Anitius Severinus Boethius (www.wilsonharpbooks.com - Sign up for my new release e-mail and get my first novel for free)
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To: CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC

I’m sitting here urinating in my pants. I mis-read Cnut and was shocked.


57 posted on 01/14/2017 12:31:16 PM PST by Safetgiver (Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
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To: Lee'sGhost

There are two aspects to writing fiction. The first is technical proficiency with language. Many, if not most, people can acquire this skill with sufficient time, practice and outside influence.

The second element is good storytelling. This is a complex talent with many facets. Most writers/would-be writer’s don’t have it and never achieve it.

One thing we can say about best-sellers (of fiction): they are that rare breed that absolutely knows how to tell a story. As the famous editor once said, “Good writers are a dime a dozen. Good storytellers are priceless.”


58 posted on 01/14/2017 1:18:53 PM PST by Fantasywriter (Any attempt to do forensic work using Internet artifacts is fraught with pitfalls. JoeProbono)
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To: Fantasywriter

would-be writer’s

Should be:

would-be writers

Auto-correct.


59 posted on 01/14/2017 1:21:17 PM PST by Fantasywriter (Any attempt to do forensic work using Internet artifacts is fraught with pitfalls. JoeProbono)
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To: Lord Castlereagh

Professional writer here, too, but I have to say, the blurb gave me a headache, LOL!


60 posted on 01/14/2017 1:27:50 PM PST by AmericanMermaid
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