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1 posted on 01/13/2017 5:03:04 AM PST by Lucky9teen
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In before Unlucky 13!


2 posted on 01/13/2017 5:06:14 AM PST by a fool in paradise (The COM-Left is saddened by the death of the Communist dictator Fidel Castro. No surprise there.)
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3 posted on 01/13/2017 5:07:29 AM PST by Lucky9teen (http://stepstopoliticalepiphany.com - 5 Steps to Political Epiphany)
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TOP FIVE! First time ever!


4 posted on 01/13/2017 5:09:55 AM PST by Monkey Face (Before you diagnose yourself with depression,make sure you are not amidst buttheads)
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Wooooooooooo!!!


5 posted on 01/13/2017 5:11:01 AM PST by glock rocks (... so much win!)
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Well, my leg’s already broken, so I’m not worried about today.


6 posted on 01/13/2017 5:11:20 AM PST by real saxophonist ( YouTube + Twitter + Facebook = YouTwitFace.com)
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Brace yourself, black cats are coming!


9 posted on 01/13/2017 5:14:16 AM PST by a fool in paradise (The COM-Left is saddened by the death of the Communist dictator Fidel Castro. No surprise there.)
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10 posted on 01/13/2017 5:14:44 AM PST by a fool in paradise (The COM-Left is saddened by the death of the Communist dictator Fidel Castro. No surprise there.)
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11 posted on 01/13/2017 5:15:26 AM PST by a fool in paradise (The COM-Left is saddened by the death of the Communist dictator Fidel Castro. No surprise there.)
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12 posted on 01/13/2017 5:15:57 AM PST by a fool in paradise (The COM-Left is saddened by the death of the Communist dictator Fidel Castro. No surprise there.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Still skeptical?

Uh... yup, still am.

14 posted on 01/13/2017 5:16:20 AM PST by hecticskeptic
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To: Lucky9teen
EMPLOYEES
MUST WASH
HANDS
  I saw this sign in the restaurant
bathroom but there was no one
there so I had to do it myself.

16 posted on 01/13/2017 5:17:19 AM PST by BitWielder1 (I'd rather have Unequal Wealth than Equal Poverty.)
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I don't believe in this unlucky Friday 13 nonsense, I'm not superstitious.
Besides, 13 is my lucky number.

17 posted on 01/13/2017 5:19:21 AM PST by BitWielder1 (I'd rather have Unequal Wealth than Equal Poverty.)
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I want to see next week’s Friday silliness thread. I’ll be late because I’ll be in DC, but real Americans will be as giddy as schoolgirls.


20 posted on 01/13/2017 5:26:10 AM PST by Pollster1 ("Governments derive their just powers from the consent of the governed")
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Wildest Dreams?


22 posted on 01/13/2017 5:36:19 AM PST by KC_Lion ("I'm a believer that you don't need a title, and you don't need an office to make a difference"~S.P.)
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CH CH CH CH

ah ah ah ah

love em.

t


23 posted on 01/13/2017 5:38:04 AM PST by teeman8r (Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world.)
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I don’t know who that guy is, but it’s funny on the first “Just Do It” GIF, that “DO IT” comes out of his posterior...


24 posted on 01/13/2017 5:50:21 AM PST by HeadOn (Sit down, shut up, hang on. You'll be better off, whether you like it or not.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Top 30, maybe?


h/t Dorothy


Quickies:

Q: Why did the stonecutter quit his job?
A: He felt like his boss was taking him for granite.

I once had a hula-hoop with a nail in it. My mom called it the navel destroyer.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road halfway and then stop?
A: He wanted to lay it on the line.

Q: How can you tell if a baker is lucky? A: He has a four loaf cleaver.

I try to avoid funerals as I'm not a mourning person.

Police searching for a missing child heard heavy breathing coming from a parked van. But, when they looked, it was just a kid napping.



h/t JP


Truisms

Haters are like crickets, they make a lot of noise. You hear it but you can't see them, then right when you walk by them, they're quiet.

If you have to wake me up to ask me for something, the answer is automatically, 'NO'.

That awkward moment when you want to cough badly, but it's dead silent.

Butterflies? I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I see you.

I'm not staring at you. I'm day dreaming and you were in my way.



h/t Diana in Wisconsin
A perfect end to this contribution to Friday silliness:



26 posted on 01/13/2017 6:11:05 AM PST by upchuck (... I'm beyond elated to bid him a permanent farewell. ~ Peter Heck -- peterheck.com)
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I’m LATE!! TOP 30 ???


28 posted on 01/13/2017 6:35:41 AM PST by dayglored ("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
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To: Lucky9teen

I went into a restaurant the other day and asked for a coffee without cream. The waitress said “we’re all out of cream, sir. Would you take it without milk?”

Happy Friday, and thanks for this thread every week,
Cheers,
Jim


41 posted on 01/13/2017 8:33:15 AM PST by gymbeau (America...already becoming great again, and thank goodness!)
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43 posted on 01/13/2017 8:35:33 AM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a Simple Manner for a Happy Life ~ Vote!)
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