Vibrating hot pants are the ‘smart’ invention no one knew they needed (Spinali at CES)(tr)

Metro News (UK) ^ | Jan 8, 2017 | Holly Royce

[onona]

I do that, but then I use my work cell to call myself

[SirLurkedalot]

No kidding

[a fool in paradise]

Didn't James Brown write a song about vibrating hot pants? Sex Machine?

[Robert A Cook PE]

Redneck version is to just dump a squirrel down there.

Song about that very subject a few years back ....

[dayglored]

Geez, Slings, I'm sorry... Forgot all about the NAPL until just now!

Given that these pants allow you to be "pinged" from afar, the NAPL is just the thing!

[Robert A Cook PE]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Vg28HCW6WY

Alternate non-exposure. Be careful who get the remote to.

[dayglored]

> Be careful who get the remote to.

Another "I'll have what she's having" moment...

[353FMG]

Are batteries included?

[T-Bone Texan]

With the Internet of things and connectivity, it’s only a matter of time before somebody hacks these pants.

A perfect stranger could have control of your pants.

Not to be a downer, just something to think about.

[dayglored]

> Are batteries included?

I would imagine they have to be. Maybe some lithium variant.

OTOH, it might be possible to design a rechargeable battery charger that operates on repetitive motion, you know, like sashaying hips...

"The more wiggle in your walk, the more charge in your batteries" or something like that.

[dayglored]

> it’s only a matter of time before somebody hacks these pants.

Ping flood.

Distributed Denial of Cervix.

The opportunities for bad puns are rampant.

[left that other site]

I prefer riding my Harley when I want to vibrate my jeans.

[KarlInOhio]

Forget left and right. With my plans for a couple Peltier devices shoved right in the middle of your pants you can detect whether you are getting closer or farther from your destination by the "hotter/colder" method.

[dayglored]

I remember some dates in high school where proximity to the destination could be determined by the “hotter/colder” method, and she didn’t even have a Peltier device on...

[beethovenfan]

Put ‘em on to get off.

[Trillian]

[Slings and Arrows]

The pants might guide the wearer, but now she'll WANT to get lost.

[trebb]

We know EXACTLY what vibrating shorts are for! Rule 34.

Yep - we have friends who got a big Chevy SUV with all the bells and whistles. I'm used to cars that give lane departure and other warnings by vibrating the steering wheel and this one vibrates the seat. Couldn't help but quip that it seemed to be a female-oriented special feature which would encourage bad driving habits....

[day10]

It appears that one of the (nice) side effects is that they cause females to lose their, um, support garments, as well.

In any case, this thread is relevant to my interests.

[dayglored]

> It appears that one of the (nice) side effects is that they cause females to lose their, um, support garments, as well.

Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off