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Vibrating hot pants are the ‘smart’ invention no one knew they needed (Spinali at CES)(tr)
Metro News (UK) ^
| Jan 8, 2017
| Holly Royce
Posted on 01/09/2017 6:37:26 PM PST by dayglored
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Spinali Design website:
Equipped with two vibrating sensors on the belt and connected to your smartphone via Bluetooth, this product offers new features that integrate into your daily environment. The geolocation feature allows you to navigate through your urban journeys using guiding vibrations either on the right or left side of your Essential jeans. This technology provides an easier, and above all more intuitive option to help you find your car or your meeting place, for example. More fun features called Ping will satisfy those who want to interact with their surroundings through vibration that can be customized in terms of duration, frequency and intensity. This is useful for when you want to discreetly attract someones attention, or for open offices, or for students. The system can also be programmed to inform you if you are running late. With its integrated push button, this clothing of the future has numerous uses: security alerts, home support, geolocation of your children, a solution for the problem of isolated workers, etc.
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posted on
01/09/2017 6:37:26 PM PST
by
dayglored
To: Abby4116; afraidfortherepublic; aft_lizard; AF_Blue; amigatec; AppyPappy; arnoldc1; ATOMIC_PUNK; ...
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posted on
01/09/2017 6:38:53 PM PST
by
dayglored
("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
To: dayglored
Hillary Clinton has already ordered hers.
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posted on
01/09/2017 6:39:25 PM PST
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: dayglored
Oh COME ON!
We know EXACTLY what vibrating shorts are for! Rule 34.
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posted on
01/09/2017 6:40:22 PM PST
by
freedumb2003
(obozo: not just the worst president in American history - worst *American* in American history (turf)
To: BenLurkin
“That would be something to see!” ... said no man ever.
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posted on
01/09/2017 6:40:36 PM PST
by
dayglored
("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
To: dayglored
Redneck version is to just dump a squirrel down there.
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posted on
01/09/2017 6:41:30 PM PST
by
DakotaGator
(Weep for the lost Republic! And keep your powder dry!!)
To: dayglored
I just put my phone on vibrate, drop it in my front pocket, then hope someone calls.
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posted on
01/09/2017 6:41:34 PM PST
by
TruthWillWin
(The problem with socialists is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.)
To: dayglored
Like they need those pants to get attention...
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posted on
01/09/2017 6:41:50 PM PST
by
2banana
(My common ground with terrorists - they want to die for islam and we want to kill them)
To: Swordmaker; ShadowAce; ThunderSleeps
For your various High-Tech Ping Lists...
Now Swordmaker, be careful of your heart, don't get too excited... :-)
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posted on
01/09/2017 6:42:31 PM PST
by
dayglored
("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
To: dayglored
Russians hacked Hillary's pants!
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posted on
01/09/2017 6:44:05 PM PST
by
RightGeek
(FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
To: Lazamataz
Your expert opinion is respectfully requested.
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posted on
01/09/2017 6:44:13 PM PST
by
dayglored
("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
To: dayglored
I thought that was what washing machines were for.
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posted on
01/09/2017 6:48:21 PM PST
by
bgill
(From the CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola")
To: dayglored
Vibration that occurs in the front, lower regions of the clothing indicates that the user should “progress straight-on towards orgasm!”
As a man I already feel like an idiot necessary third wheel.
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posted on
01/09/2017 6:49:00 PM PST
by
WMarshal
( Schadenfreude, it feels so good!)
To: dayglored
Ok, I admit it. If I were a chick I’d be wearing these.
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posted on
01/09/2017 6:50:54 PM PST
by
clintonh8r
(AMERICA! THANK YOU FOR MAKING MY SCREEN NAME OBSOLETE!)
To: dayglored
Sooo, are those pants vibrating, or are you just glad to see me....
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posted on
01/09/2017 6:55:50 PM PST
by
Psalm 73
("Gentlemen, you can't fight in here - this is the War Room".)
To: clintonh8r; WMarshal
>
Vibration that occurs in the front, lower regions of the clothing indicates that the user should progress straight-on towards orgasm! > Ok, I admit it. If I were a chick Id be wearing these
Okay guys, this is for you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY
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posted on
01/09/2017 7:00:16 PM PST
by
dayglored
("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
To: TruthWillWin
[I just put my phone on vibrate, drop it in my front pocket...]
Didya’ ever think of having another phone and calling yourself? ;)
To: dayglored
They can vibrate my pants anytime.
To: DakotaGator
I thought that was just an evangelical trick (thank you, Ray Stevens).
To: RetSignman
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posted on
01/09/2017 7:06:30 PM PST
by
TruthWillWin
(The problem with socialists is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.)
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