Posted on 12/24/2016 6:20:38 AM PST by IronJack
Even the joyless Scrooges on the Left enjoy the Christmas season, although few would recognize that there's any religious significance to it. And as we all know, part of the Christmas spirit comes from the well-worn carols we hear every year at this time.
Liberals, ever reluctant to share in anyone's happiness but always eager to spread their unique brand of misery, have adopted some of our beloved carols to their own uses. Here is a partial list:
It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Kwanzaa
God Rest Ye, Fairy Gentlemen
O Artificial Holiday Tree Made Entirely of Recycled Post-consumer Materials and Colored with Biodegradable Soy-based Pigments
I Heard the Muzzein on Ramadan
Hark, the Gay Men's Chorus Sings
I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege
You're Scum, All Ye Faithful
Angels We Have Heard While High
Come, O Come, Manuel.
Frosty the Snowperson
Violent Night
Little Hummer Boy
Boy to a Girl
Gonna start getting a bit gross so I'll stop....
We received a “Celebrate the Season” card this year. Oy.
I saw daddy kissing Santa Claus. I’m going ruttin’ for Christmas
From the Young Americans for Freedom (YAF) Songbook:
Adlai* the bald-head comsymp**
Had a very shiny head.
And if you ever saw it,
You would even say it’s red.
All of hte other comsymps
Used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Adlai
Join in their appeasement games.
Then one dark and stormy night,
Nikita*** came to say:
“Adlai, with your head so red,
Won’t you help make America dead?”
Then all the comsymps loved him
And they shouted with one voice:
“Adlai, the bald-head comsymp,
You will be our UN choice.”
*Adlai Stevenson II—US ambassador to the United Nations 1961-1965
**comsymp—Communist sympathizer
***Nikita S. Khrushchev, Soviet Communist Party boss 1953-1964
Good one!
Here's a Ramadan carol I wrote for the Muslims last Ramadan:
A Ramadan Carol
(To the tune of “Deck the Halls”)
Fill the floors with lots of victims
(Alla-hu Akbar, akbar, akbar)
'Cause we really need to fix 'em
(Alla-hu Akbar, akbar, akbar)
Don we now our Muslim head gear
(Alla-hu, Alla-hu, Ah-akbar)
Shoot the bloody kafirs dead here
(Alla-hu Akbar, akbar, akbar)
Kill the queers with guns and roof drops
(Alla-hu Akbar, akbar, akbar)
Spill their beers and hear those gun pops
(All-ahu Akbar, akbar, akbar)
’Cause Mohammed said to do it
(Alla-hu, Alla-hu, Ah-akbar)
Watch Obama misconstrue it
(Alla-hu Akbar, akbar, akbar)
Death to all who doubt our prophet
(Alla-hu Akbar, akbar, akbar)
Take a bomb to work and drop it
(Alla-hu Akbar, akbar, akbar)
Rape and sell off all their women
Alla-hu, Alla-hu, Ah-akbar)
Leave the streets with blood a-brimmin’
(Alla-hu Akbar, akbar, akbar)
There is not one for “The 12 days of Christmas” because Liberals would have to actually use their brains.
It’s beginning to look a lot like syphllus...
Rudolf the red nosed LGBT reindeer.
LOL!! That’s really good.
Libs can’t count that high.
Frosty, the Temperature Challenged Person in Transition...
O, Shopping Night
Have Yourself a Diverse Little December
Smash the Walls (when your truck goes Folly)
Greenpeace (what carbon molecule is this?)
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