47 DAYS!!!!!!

12/4/2016 | By Laz A. Mataz

[Lazamataz]

Obama is a black supremacist.

I happen to believe that, as one of his parting "eff-you's" to America, OTrauma will pardon every single African-American federal convict -- including those in federal prisons -- and thus, unleash a horrific crime wave on America.

The trial balloon was lofted today, by Jesse Jackson Jr.

[Baynative]

Why did you limit your description to the short list?

[Tax-chick]

Placido Domingo, Laz. My washing machine is about to blow its pump again, and it’s out of warranty now. I guess I’ll be getting a new washer.

[Lazamataz]

Me 2

You left me this enigmatic message by Freepmail. I'm assuming you want in.

If so, URINE!

[Lazamataz]

Why did you limit your description to the short list?

I'm sorry. I'll try to make it up somehow.

[Lazamataz]

If you had not spurned my generous offers of marriage, I would have gotten you a new machine as part of the dowrey. :) :)

[Cheerio]

unleash a horrific crime wave on America.

Many of us are ready, but more need to start carrying.

[Gaffer]

I been repairing every washer I’ve ever had for decades. They aren’t that hard to fix. The biggest problem you can have is when the tub stem is rusted and leaking. All the rest is not bad to fix at all.

Last time my daughter called about her washer, she’d overloaded it until a sock bypassed the tub screens and went over the outer shell and got sucked into the pump. It took about 30 minutes to replace the pump. Just needed room to tip the washer over and change the pump. There are videos all over how to do that.

[Lazamataz]

Shut up, you. I almost have her willing to marry me for a washing machine!

[Gaffer]

:0)

[trebb]

What you said....

[Larry Lucido]

47 is a Carol number.

Hark.

47 is the atomic number of Silver.

Hi Yo.

[Scott from the Left Coast]

A washing machine is no small thing...

[StoneWall Brigade]

Thanks Laz

[Palio di Siena]

This is worse than waiting for the last month of my alimony payments.

[JusPasenThru]

I’m lost. You’d hit a washing machine? Wouldn’t that be a bit dangerous, especially when it goes to spin cycle?

[Gadsden1st]

At least with the new washers one does not wind up with their tits caught in the wringer.

[oldvirginian]

I hate to tell you, but it was the WOMAN’S family who put up the dowry.
Historically speaking.

But what the hey!
Throw in a new dryer and you may get some movement in the “negotiations”.

[Hardastarboard]

I’ve been on him for weeks about this - why such a small list of 0bama’s shortcomings?