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President-Elect Trump Graciously Offers Hillary Clinton A Place In His Administration (Spoof)
Free Republic ^ | November 18, 2016 | Hostage

Posted on 11/18/2016 12:35:43 PM PST by Hostage

Sources say the President-Elect held a long and meaningful texting discussion with Mrs. Clinton today. Texting from Trump Tower, the President-Elect is said to have conveyed his admiration for her strong performance in her hard-fought campaign leading up to election day.

Repeating his respect and admiration for his erstwhile opponent, sources say the President-Elect surprisingly offered Mrs. Clinton a position in his upcoming administration. One source speaking only on condition of anonymity stated the position offered was a special assignment within the State Department.

Sources say it is unknown if Mrs. Clinton or her husband would accept the offer as it would be taken as a demotion from her previous position as Secretary of State. However, the anonymous source close to the texting stated that the position would be extraordinary in that Mrs. Clinton would be able to text directly via her personal server in Chappaqua to the President's government secured text server in the White House.

Mr. Trump did however indicate according to sources that he likely would not be available to Mrs. Clinton for any 3:00 am type emergencies should any arise. However, it is said that Mrs. Clinton and her husband would be free to pay-to-play with themselves while confined in Libya.

Sources also state that the President's youngest son was observed to be monitoring the text traffic between his father and Mrs. Clinton and while under the tutelage of the incoming NSA Director, the President's youngest son is said to have hacked Mrs. Clinton's text server causing all of her text history to be forwarded to an unknown embassy in London. Sources say all the hacked texts were forwarded without a trace. The President's youngest son was unavailable for comment.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: alreadyposted; anotherstupidvanity; election; hillary; trump; trumptransition
I cannot believe our beloved Donald would offer the Witch of Chappaqua a job in his administration!!!


1 posted on 11/18/2016 12:35:43 PM PST by Hostage
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Must mean he has offered her free room and board, a free 100% med coverage plan and around the clock care in the Big House?


2 posted on 11/18/2016 12:41:49 PM PST by Rock N Jones (s)
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“Really bad pick! She has no relevant experience and she’s corrupt! Is this how you plan on draining the swamp?”- Fauxcohantas


3 posted on 11/18/2016 12:41:49 PM PST by ari-freedom (The Social Justice War is over and we won!)
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Maybe director of the Bureau of Alcohol, Alcohol and Alcohol?


4 posted on 11/18/2016 12:49:31 PM PST by 17th Miss Regt
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Hillary! can clean the WH crappers...


5 posted on 11/18/2016 12:49:57 PM PST by W. (Journalists go to school to be made stupider, that makes their propagandizing easier.)
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Rope tester at Ft. Leavenworth!


6 posted on 11/18/2016 12:50:25 PM PST by Carl Vehse
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The person who cleans the grease traps in the White House is retiring.


7 posted on 11/18/2016 12:52:22 PM PST by anoldafvet
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.....bulb changer on broken lamps


8 posted on 11/18/2016 1:04:59 PM PST by Doogle (( USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
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Ashtray cleaner?


9 posted on 11/18/2016 1:06:06 PM PST by Hostage (ARTICLE V):)
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Parachute tester


10 posted on 11/18/2016 1:07:37 PM PST by butlerweave
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Groom of the stool.


11 posted on 11/18/2016 1:32:48 PM PST by WayneS (An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last. - Winston Churchill)
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Offer her a position in Club Fed, complete with orange pantsuit and push broom.


12 posted on 11/18/2016 2:54:13 PM PST by Freedom_Is_Not_Free (The GOP will see the light, because Trump will make them feel the heat.)
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