Somebody had to by THE ticket. You were the lucky one, I guess. LOL!
My ending for WATERWORLD:
The humanoids are approaching the only land left on earth. As they get closer, a group of people walk out from the forest and stand on the beach. They look at each other and then back at the approaching craft.
These people on the beach are the Indians from Dances With Wolves.
The Chief looks at the others and asks “Do we want to go through this again?”