I mean, who needs tv then?
Posted on 09/27/2016 2:57:43 PM PDT by navysealdad
You might think you have sexy down to a science. But do you know what real men actually want.
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That looks wonderful.
Yum.
“A woman who is actually happy to have sex with you?”
First we will discover faster-than-light space travel, then we get to that.
I want the darn Bears to stop wandering around outside making noises.
I’m confused... is that “Get Me A Beer” or “Give Me A Break”? :)
I mean, who needs tv then?
It goes down quickly.
LOL!!!!!
More sleep. I can lay on the couch and watch TV.
Rodney Dangerfield: My wife woke me up for sex. Then she watched me.
...and the remote to the TV.
I’d rather have a dog. Can you imagine a large picture of Hillary on the screen while you are dozing off?
Redd Foxx: My wife is ugly, for no particular reason. Just ugly. But she can sing like a bird. Sometimes I shake her in the middle of the night and say, “Wake up, dammit, and sing something!””
My Pillow (on sale - two for the price of one)....
Sadly, not every man....
right reply? not the one below mine?
Lame, lame, lame.....
Reminds me of the loaded question: Do you know what a woman says when she really enjoyed sex?
Retort: I didn’t think so.
Aggressive, demanding, and satisfied with you and your efforts all around. Allow you to be the public voice of the household, yet privately inform your decisions and thoughts. A good cook, good looking, with a quick smile, a laugh to light up a room, and the emotions to cry when there is reason to. A great Mother, an even better Grandmother, and a Mom to every kid that enters the house. Respected and feared by anyone that crosses her line, she extends her “circle of caring” to anyone that she finds worthy. THAT is my perfect woman.
Rodney Dangerfield:
My wife and I made a deal - we only smoke after sex.
I’ve had the same pack for 2 years...but my wife is up to 3 packs a day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQLv7CG10B4
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