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Marshall Digs Pit In End Zone In Hopes Of Containing Lamar Jackson
The Kicker ^ | 09/18/2016 | Jerimiah Budinn

Posted on 09/23/2016 12:44:40 PM PDT by buckalfa

Louisville quarterback Lamar Jackson demolished Florida State yesterday, rushing for four touchdowns and throwing for one more in a dominant 63-20 win. Next up is a road game against Marshall University, but Marshall is already preparing for to stop Jackson, by digging a huge pit in the end zone.

“Here’s the plan,” said Marshall head coach Doc Holliday. “We dig a big old pit in the end zone. We cover it with sticks and leaves and stuff. Within the first three or four seconds of the game, Lamar probably runs it in for a touchdown. Boom, he falls in the pit. Now he’s trapped in a pit.”

“We’re conceding a touchdown right off the bat,” said Marshall defensive coordinator Chuck Heater. “But we’re also preventing an additional five-to-seven touchdowns. So in the long run, it’s the smart play.”

Marshall’s game plan for after Jackson falls in the pit will consist of having the defense stand in a circle around it and make sure he doesn’t get out.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Sports
KEYWORDS: football; humor; louisville; marshall
A little satirical humor concerning college football and Marshall's looming annihilation at the hands of Louisville and their prolific Heisman candidate Lamar Jackson. Louisville could hang a 100 points on Marshall's porous defense. It might be good to take a break from the election with a couple of laughs.
1 posted on 09/23/2016 12:44:40 PM PDT by buckalfa
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It’s a trap!

OK. That was cute. ;)


2 posted on 09/23/2016 12:46:15 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set!)
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Lol. Thanks for a fun post!


3 posted on 09/23/2016 12:54:20 PM PDT by piytar (http://www.truthrevolt.org/videos/bill-whittle-number-one-bullet)
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4 posted on 09/23/2016 12:55:45 PM PDT by Carpe Cerevisi
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During the game, some kid in the stands threw a fire cracker out onto the field. When it went off, Louisville thought it was half time and went into the locker room. Two plays later, the Seminoles scored.


5 posted on 09/23/2016 12:57:17 PM PDT by sparklite2 (When they play the race card, play the Trump card.)
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6 posted on 09/23/2016 4:43:12 PM PDT by tomkat (America OR Hitlary .. AND is not a logical option)
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To: sparklite2
Two plays later, the Seminoles scored.



7 posted on 09/23/2016 4:44:07 PM PDT by tomkat (America OR Hitlary .. AND is not a logical option)
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