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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 08/19/2016 6:19:04 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen
Today’s PUNS are particularly execrable!
And we love it!
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posted on
08/19/2016 7:20:02 AM PDT
by
left that other site
(You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
08/19/2016 7:24:17 AM PDT
by
xp38
To: Lucky9teen
ROTFLMAO. I have never understood that joke until this minute! That is how dumb I am, I guess.
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posted on
08/19/2016 7:33:28 AM PDT
by
wastoute
(Government cannot redistribute wealth. Government can only redistribute poverty.)
To: Lucky9teen
I have no idea what you’re talking about.
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posted on
08/19/2016 7:37:29 AM PDT
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dangus
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
08/19/2016 7:37:36 AM PDT
by
Heartlander
(Prediction: Increasingly, logic will be seen as a covert form of theism. - Denyse O'Leary)
To: Lucky9teen
46
posted on
08/19/2016 7:52:33 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
08/19/2016 8:08:11 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: Lucky9teen
The one about the dyslexic devil worshipper reminded me of the dyslexic, insomniac agnostic. He was up all night wondering if there really is a dog!
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posted on
08/19/2016 8:12:49 AM PDT
by
stremba
To: stremba
How about the despondent dyslexic who threw himself behind a bus?
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posted on
08/19/2016 8:13:44 AM PDT
by
glock rocks
(Black Labs Matter)
To: Lucky9teen
To: Lucky9teen
-A Great Weekend to Everyone! Let the Silliness reign!
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posted on
08/19/2016 8:27:48 AM PDT
by
Rummyfan
(Let us now try liberty.)
To: Lucky9teen
OK, this Native American wanted a better life for his son than growing up on the rez and getting drunk every night.
So he sent him to a trade school where he learned to be an electrician.
The Indian was proud of his boy so he took him and his certificate as a qualified electrician to see the chief and show them off.
The chief read the certificate, grunted and finally said,
Hey, this is great! Im wonderingI go to the outhouse at night and Im stumbling around. One night I almost fell in. Do you think you could fix it up with a light?
And the young brave said, no problem.
Word traveled, and he became known as the first Indian to wire a head for reservations.
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posted on
08/19/2016 8:40:49 AM PDT
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Rummyfan
(Let us now try liberty.)
To: Scythian_Reborn
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posted on
08/19/2016 8:52:48 AM PDT
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TADSLOS
(Vote Trump. Defeat the Clinton Crime Syndicate. Reset America.)
To: PROCON
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posted on
08/19/2016 8:57:24 AM PDT
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TADSLOS
(Vote Trump. Defeat the Clinton Crime Syndicate. Reset America.)
To: upchuck
It was a very emotional wedding, even the cake was in tiers
Everyone had a bawl at the reception.
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posted on
08/19/2016 9:07:07 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(God's blessing has been on America from the very beginning, and I believe God isn't done yet. TCruz)
To: TADSLOS
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posted on
08/19/2016 9:13:46 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(God's blessing has been on America from the very beginning, and I believe God isn't done yet. TCruz)
To: Rummyfan
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posted on
08/19/2016 9:22:04 AM PDT
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Lucky9teen
(God's blessing has been on America from the very beginning, and I believe God isn't done yet. TCruz)
To: cartan
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posted on
08/19/2016 9:33:18 AM PDT
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Lucky9teen
(God's blessing has been on America from the very beginning, and I believe God isn't done yet. TCruz)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
08/19/2016 9:44:51 AM PDT
by
TADSLOS
(Vote Trump. Defeat the Clinton Crime Syndicate. Reset America.)
To: xp38
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