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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 08/19/2016 6:19:04 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

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To: Lucky9teen

Today’s PUNS are particularly execrable!

And we love it!


41 posted on 08/19/2016 7:20:02 AM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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42 posted on 08/19/2016 7:24:17 AM PDT by xp38
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To: Lucky9teen

ROTFLMAO. I have never understood that joke until this minute! That is how dumb I am, I guess.


43 posted on 08/19/2016 7:33:28 AM PDT by wastoute (Government cannot redistribute wealth. Government can only redistribute poverty.)
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To: Lucky9teen

I have no idea what you’re talking about.


44 posted on 08/19/2016 7:37:29 AM PDT by dangus
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45 posted on 08/19/2016 7:37:36 AM PDT by Heartlander (Prediction: Increasingly, logic will be seen as a covert form of theism. - Denyse O'Leary)
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46 posted on 08/19/2016 7:52:33 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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47 posted on 08/19/2016 8:08:11 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: Lucky9teen

The one about the dyslexic devil worshipper reminded me of the dyslexic, insomniac agnostic. He was up all night wondering if there really is a dog!


48 posted on 08/19/2016 8:12:49 AM PDT by stremba
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How about the despondent dyslexic who threw himself behind a bus?


49 posted on 08/19/2016 8:13:44 AM PDT by glock rocks (Black Labs Matter)
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To: Lucky9teen


50 posted on 08/19/2016 8:22:56 AM PDT by relentlessly
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To: Lucky9teen
-A Great Weekend to Everyone! Let the Silliness reign!
51 posted on 08/19/2016 8:27:48 AM PDT by Rummyfan (Let us now try liberty.)
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To: Lucky9teen

OK, this Native American wanted a better life for his son than growing up on the rez and getting drunk every night.
So he sent him to a trade school where he learned to be an electrician.
The Indian was proud of his boy so he took him and his certificate as a qualified electrician to see the chief and show them off.

The chief read the certificate, grunted and finally said,
“Hey, this is great! I’m wondering—I go to the outhouse at night and I’m stumbling around. One night I almost fell in. Do you think you could fix it up with a light?”
And the young brave said, no problem.
Word traveled, and he became known as the first Indian to wire a head for reservations.


52 posted on 08/19/2016 8:40:49 AM PDT by Rummyfan (Let us now try liberty.)
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To: Scythian_Reborn

BONUS FRIES!!!


53 posted on 08/19/2016 8:52:48 AM PDT by TADSLOS (Vote Trump. Defeat the Clinton Crime Syndicate. Reset America.)
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To: PROCON

LMAO.


54 posted on 08/19/2016 8:57:24 AM PDT by TADSLOS (Vote Trump. Defeat the Clinton Crime Syndicate. Reset America.)
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To: upchuck

It was a very emotional wedding, even the cake was in tiers

Everyone had a bawl at the reception.


55 posted on 08/19/2016 9:07:07 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (God's blessing has been on America from the very beginning, and I believe God isn't done yet. TCruz)
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56 posted on 08/19/2016 9:13:46 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (God's blessing has been on America from the very beginning, and I believe God isn't done yet. TCruz)
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57 posted on 08/19/2016 9:22:04 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (God's blessing has been on America from the very beginning, and I believe God isn't done yet. TCruz)
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58 posted on 08/19/2016 9:33:18 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (God's blessing has been on America from the very beginning, and I believe God isn't done yet. TCruz)
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To: Lucky9teen

Lol.


59 posted on 08/19/2016 9:44:51 AM PDT by TADSLOS (Vote Trump. Defeat the Clinton Crime Syndicate. Reset America.)
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To: xp38

ROFL


60 posted on 08/19/2016 9:46:29 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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