Posted on 07/28/2016 4:41:05 PM PDT by libertarian27
Glorious news, comrades!
Finally the hour has arrived. No more browsing the web for the Kurrent Truth™. From now on, all news networks will be fused, by decree of Dear Leader himself.
The Pravdamerika will report to you the Truth! Not the nasty truth like in the so-called "reality," but the korrekted, pleasant Kurrent Truth™ of the Party. It will be like a balmy spring rain for a thirsty proletarian peasant.
At the last council of (evil) the proletarian korrectified media, it was decided that cooperating in one big mainstream media superpower would be far more efficient in the eternal quest to prevent candidates like Donald Trump ascending to the presidency.
There remains, of course, the nasty problem of the "non-mainstream media."
A special representative of Sultan Erdogan of Turkey was dispatched to advise on this matter. But we all know what needs to be done, comrades...
The body of Andrew Breitbart will be disinterred, dragged through the streets of DC and stabbed by anointed Party Members. A hit squad is on its way to the foul Oleg Atbashian (if that is his real name). David Horowitz will be deported to the new German Reich, and Milo (the notorious Gay Nazi) will be delivered to Hillary's good friends in Raqqa.
Finally, the proletarian masses will be rid of all this bourgeois propaganda! (spit)
Special thanks to comrade Margaret for directing us to this glorious news!
Onwards towards glory, comrades! Minitrue
Cruel Trump demanded that you stand. The Democrat Party requires only that you kneel.
Men, women and *others* will kneel equally, comrade.
Except for those white males....
Scary how true it is
Please save this graphic. Gotta hunch this may be of use between now and the November elections.
The People’s Cube, no Commies allowed, No Socialists allowed, membership in the Satirist Party required.
I love the people’s cube
I watched DONALD J. TRUMP’S convention speech and it was so
refreshing after 8 yrs. of being shoved down a rabbit hole
in Alice in Wonderland and having to parse every word as
with Barak Hussein Obama’s speeches.
In TRUMP’S speech, I saw a man who had accomplished
something on his own; and one who had to be doing something
right to have his 5 children stand up with him and vouch
for him. Extraordinary family which makes an admirable role
model for the millions of gang bangers, druggies & punks
across our fruited plain.
The DNC Convention is very DARK.
The TV screen has this DARK blue Avatar glow because there’s no one in the upper state seats - they are all Bernie supporters that left.
All highly classified yoga information, I’m sure, like this photo.
http://www.thebarbedwiresatire.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/9aa.jpg,
Gee-Thanks-Not
I-Can’t-Unsee-That
HA! I call them the DNM - the Democrat National Media.
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