Portland researchers are trying to rebuild Massachusetts’ loon population

pressherald.com ^

[Robert DeLong]

We already know how the loonies in Ma sound. I was hoping you had a soundtrack of an actual loon.

[HombreSecreto]

So Massachusetts needs more of the right kind of aquatic habitat for loons?

No problem - visit every auto wrecker in New England and import every ‘67 Oldsmobile you can get your hands on.

[BBell]

That would make an awesome shirt to wear at a Bernie rally.

[Liberty Valance]

The Loons!

[max americana]

Would you like to have some of our loons then? These idiots are still showing other drivers how stupid losers they are by still clinging to their Bernie car stickers.

[eccentric]

That was who I immediately thought of, but no one can keep up with Ethel.

[2CAVTrooper]

They already have enough loons up there.... Most notably senator Lie-A-Watha.

[2CAVTrooper]

Yeah, like a bad rash.

[katana]

Sometimes the jokes just write themselves.

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

“Don’t make Loon soup.” - recipe from The Eskimo Cookbook

[trisham]

I love loons. They have such a beautiful call. It’s one of the reasons that I love Maine.

[Jim Noble]

Loons are delicious on the grill with a dry white wine.

[trisham]

Loon sounds:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPkCnMso5rE

[MIchaelTArchangel]

Having lived in Massachusetts, I can tell you there is no shortage of loons there. While there may be a shortage of winged loons, there is no shortage of homos sapiens loonatica.

[Vermont Lt]

Go to Cambride or Amherst. The state is full of loons.

Put them in the Quabbin, instead of rattlesnakes.

[apostoli]

“Get the Kennedy’s to have more children; that should up the count.”

LOL!

[Secret Agent Man]

...and the journolistas did not forsee this headline being funny....